My cousin sent me this, and I probably shouldn’t post it here, as I’ll get in trouble, but what the heck, it’s for a good cause.
Here’s your nekkid fireman poster! You know you want it bad, and that’s good!
Category Archives: Hoaxes
everything has a fansite: Jean Teasdale edition
A word of warning: this site does, just as you’d expect, feature corny background music that comes up and irritatingly synths around the whole time the page is up, but as I say, what can you expect from Jean Fucking Teasdale, perhaps the most perfect example of the average internet addict that the world has ever seen? What could be more typical? Only the fact that this “fansite” is, in fact, her own creation. Do check out the fan fiction; it’s unmissable!
The Pew Institute earlier this year released an exhaustive study of internet use and demographics and they found, much to their surprise, that the mean internet user, who was in fact quite average and not a little mean, even though she doesn’t want you to think so and uses any number of animated teddy and kitten gifs in her chain emails to further her warm and cuddly image, wasn’t the 15-year-old antisocial boy the advertisers were looking for at all, but was, in fact, a 45-year-old, highly socialized woman.
Jean Teasdale is their leader. 
Resistance is futile: You will be assimilated. Have a happy!
fun with loopy Japanese art
Here, straight from Japanprobe, we have Sentimental Journey, a tasty wad of fresh, chewy video from Nagi Noda, who also claims responsibility for the demented poodle exercise video we posted earlier, because we must have been drunk or something. In fairness, this is quite an achievement; with a cast just slightly smaller than that of Cecil B. DeMille’s Cleopatra, Noda manages to outdo George Lucas in the special effects field without, you know, using any special effects. I have only one question:
Why does that woman walk like she just peed herself?
And here, also from Japanprobe, is what Japan thinks happens when Japanese women marry Westerners. Gee, thanks, I always wondered where Danny DeVito came from.
campaign attack ad of the year!
from TORn
This is one attack ad I think we can all get behind. If only we could figure out this woman’s impenetrable accent, that is.
Frodo for King!!!
Carnival of Souls: the penultimate Halloween video
If only, if only I could have this video tonight.
Instead I shall make do with The Toxic Avenger and Leatherface: Texas Chainsaw Massacre II, which at least has a lovely and gratuitous ass shot of Viggo Mortensen as Tex. The apron scene is a must-see as well.
[ youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aY7lOYrnhBI ]
Oh, fine. Be that way.
Made in 1962 on an extremely low budget, Herk Harvey’s classic CARNIVAL OF SOULS has become legendary for its ability to create a tensely creepy atmosphere with virtually no special effects. A young woman (Candace Hilligoss) is involved in a car crash when her car falls off a bridge while drag racing with some friends. After she pulls herself from the river, she moves to a new town to take a job as a church organist. Meanwhile, a distinctly eerie and hollow-faced man seems to be following her wherever she goes, while an abandoned lakeside amusement park beckons her with an almost gravitational pull. The effective organ score enhances the film to great effect, as do the bleak landscapes of Utah’s salt flats. Of course, the colorization ruins everything that I just said.
And there’s also this Roy Orbison music video with scenes from the movie. Seriously, if you haven’t seen it, do.
raincoaster 