the jihadi manual of the War On Christmas

Posted on December 9, 2006 by raincoaster

via Jesus’ General, who is outraged to find himself nominated for a Weblog Award in the “Best Liberal Blog” category. Outrage! They will soon see the error of their ways and reinstate him in the Conservative category, as befits such a manly heteropublican warrior in the fight against Democrats and all they stand for. Like democracy.

In any case, the blogosphere and Fox news are abuzz over this War On Christmas. Captained by a shadowy cabal of nameless lefties, the War On Christmas seeks to eliminate as non-PC this glorious Christian celebration. Well it seems that the evil jihadi masterminds have decided to capitalize on their notoriety by issuing this book on Lulu.com, thus revealing their nefarious scheme to the entire world. Let’s just take a look then, shall we?

The nefarity! The outrageous daring of these secular liberals! Whodathunk Woody Allen, Keith Olbermann et al would be so confrontational? Their shrinks musta put them up to it!

War Against Christmas manifesto

All nefarious lefty plots have a manifesto. It’s the only tradition they’ve ever known.

a sample plot!

Ah, Bob Marley. I knew there would be drugs involved somehow. There always are with these lefties!

Bill O’Reilly, our hopes and dreams rest on your broad shoulders.

Christmas vid o’ the year: the 12 Days of Janice Dickinson

Posted on December 9, 2006 by raincoaster

heartlessly stolen from PerezHilton. I could have stolen it from Gawker instead, but we don’t need to discuss why I’m not doing that, do we?

As Perez sez, she’s out tranny’d the trannies! I did not think it was possible for the human body to support that much lipglass. Huh: Live and learn.

Which also reminds me that the infamous Tricia Foxx has a new drag show at the Royal Unicorn Cabaret, this fabulously OTT Chinatown nightclub, all red velvet, gold trim, and chainsmoking Oriental gangster types. I have got to get my butt over there and check this show out; all I know at this point is, minimalist it ain’t. So there!

The LEGENDS Cabaret Show entertains every Friday in Historic Chinatown located at the old Mings Show Lounge – 147 East Pender Street – Upstairs. Look alike Divas strut the stage, bringing Pizazz, Comedy, Glamour and Old style Burlesque to delighted audiences.Tickets are $10.00 and partial proceeds always go to a Charity in the Oldtown Areas.Two shows nightly, 10:15 pm and midnite. Everyone welcome. Fully Licensed Venue.Reservations accepted but not required. Please call (778) 329-1981

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A Merry Christmasolstikwaneidmukuh Card from raincoaster

Posted on December 9, 2006 by raincoaster

Evil Elf, yo Happy Whateveryoucelebrate! I have at last given up the search for cards that actually say “Merry Christmas” as there aren’t any. Either I’ll dig out the ones my mother left when she died 20 years ago, or I’ll just give in to ecumenicism, although it is extremely unnatural and does not in the least express my own, highly dictatorial Christmas-snob impulses.

In the meantime, I made you a card. Check it out; looks like I was wrong all these years. I actually CAN dance! Of course, to preserve my precious blogging anonymity I’ve left my mask in place. Stolen from PerezHilton, who also has some pretty fine moves, but then, he’s Cuban.

the too-jolly Retail Roger

Posted on December 7, 2006 by raincoaster

I got your customer service RIGHT HERE!

snowglobes for sadists

Posted on December 6, 2006 by raincoaster

Stole this from Curtis @ Can’t See the Forest, obviously another sadist, albeit more closety about it than me. Apparently if you shake it just right, the little girl vomits.

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A Merry Christmasolstikwaneidmukuh Card from raincoaster

the too-jolly Retail Roger

Don't keep it to yourself!

Don't keep it to yourself!

Don't keep it to yourself!

Don't keep it to yourself!

Don't keep it to yourself!