Awwww, Metro will feel so special. I recall there was some bitching about the last time I posted something for him, but then not everyone likes getting their picture taken.
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Category Archives: humor
The New James Bond: Abbott and Costello redo a classic
Have you ever wondered (and if so, were you sober enough to remember it the next morning) what the James Bond movies would be like if they starred, instead of Connery, Brosnan, et al hunkish cohorts, someone whose appeal was not simply the way they fill out a debonair DJ? Someone more cerebral…someone whose appeal is that romantic touchstone, “He makes me laugh”?
Someone like Abbott and Costello?
No, huh? Oh, FINE, here then. Don’t say I never did nuthin’ for ya.
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Mugshot of the Day
I am unsure whether this is some new emo style thing or whether this woman designs connect-the-dots puzzles for a living and just! cant’! stop! working!
In either case, this is unquestionably the best mugshot of the day. This is the kind of picture that Johnny Depp flips through Match.com to find, you just know it.
emo mugshot
Before you click over to DListed and TheSmokingGun to find out what she was arrested for, how about putting your guesses down in the comments section? I say she’s a Latvian mail order bride, arrested for murdering her 18-year-old, mother’s basement-dwelling husband with one of his own collector’s Civil War rifles.
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quiz: what frozen treat are you? what shorts are you?
Ah, I knew it wouldn’t be long till I busted out the Blogthings. I’ve been slaving away since 6:23 am without food…can’t…blog… much … lon … ger.
You Are an Ice Cream Sandwich |
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You love to work hard, but you also know how to take it easy. People might be surprised to know you have a very goofy side to you. You like to let loose and have fun. You just don’t let yourself go too crazy! |
Also: I am SO FUCKING NOT an ice-cream sandwich! I am a root beer popsicle, and don’t you mofos forget it!
Now THIS is more like it:
You Are Short Shorts |
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You dare to be different, and you tend to be on the leading edge of trends. You make bold choices. You are super sexy, even when you’re not trying to be. Something about you is naturally seductive. You can’t help but be a little vain. You love what you’ve got. |
Blogathon #7: How blogs were invented
Seriously, I have it on GOOD authority that this is JUST how it went down:
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