Bill Gates is a Complete Dick

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Innsmouth Family Photos

Innsmouth family snaps

Innsmouth family snaps

Awww, you can see the resemblance. But is Uncle Bob diddling himself with a tentacle? I’m a-skeert to look closer.

Deep Ones Caught on Camera!

Filmed at great personal somewhere off the coast of Ponape, this horrific Japanese Korean (thanks, Lori) video shows two of the unspeakable crossbreeds native to the area halfway through their mutation into Deep Ones, the alien aquatic servants of that most hideous of the Great Old Ones, the abominable soul-feaster Cthulhu.

Click Play if you dare!

(yeah, I thought we were a little light on tentacled horror lately)

Octophant!

I so want one of these from the Great Pumpkin! Hipsters, keep your Vespas! I defy you, DEFY you to out-class me when I arrive on a howdah borne aloft on the back of one of these beautiful specimens of polymorphously perverted pachydermitude!

Octophant
Octophant

from FriendlyAtheist via Archie

Bailout? Who needs bail?

Married To The Sea

Posted 8-15-08. Hmmmmmmm. What does Married to the Sea know that Jim Cramer doesn’t?