She’s got a point

or two:

Wonderbra is bulletproof!

When fembots run out of bullets they’re still high calibre.

Steve Irwin, reincarnated

Enough wit de intellectulolz! i luvs dis hooman!!!1

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Donnie Davies: Take My Hand

CHOP CHOP!

YES! Ladies, Gentlemen, and those of indeterminate gender! It’s the triumphant return of musical preacher Donnie Davies of Love God’s Way Ministry, originator of the world-famous CHOPS program (Changing Homosexuals into Ordinary People), and singer of the top radio hit God Hates a Fag. Here he is with his new, uplifting single Take My Hand.

Can’t you just feel the love?

LA ICE: shovelling the snowbacks back

This is remarkable video of one of LA’s most secretive police units, ICE: Illegal Canadian Enforcement. They sweep the streets clean of Canuckistani invaders, tipped off by nothing more than a glimpse of an NHL jersey, a whiff of maple syrup, or just a whistled bar of “Snowbird.”

Fear them.

Stolen from EvilBeet

My Favorite Bartender

I think people would be more Squid-positive if they could only visualize the huge productivity gains. THINK about it!