i can has low interest rate and no user fees?

1163919784-1162668862733.jpgi can has 10% interest rate Mastercard and a musical welcum?

frum kittuns?

Yes. Yes, u can has.

You’ve just gotta luv a banking website that has the wait warning: “loading kittens. loading ukelele. loading glockenspiel.” Bankwest in Australia has done the research on generating web buzz and they’ve looked at i can has and as a result have hired some adorable ragdoll kittens to bring the message of low interest rate Mastercards to the masses.

Via Neatorama:

As a part of our research so far, we discovered that kittens can make people happy by reducing stress levels.
To test this theory, we’ve made a video featuring kittens, a ukelele, and you. Let’s see if it works…

Thank GOD they saw teh kittehs first and not Perez Hilton, eh?

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The open source solution solution!

Trust Dr. Boli to come up with a product which answers the needs of both large corporations and bureaucracies and those of the lowly peons who actually perform the work functions. I only wish I’d seen this before I went to Northern Voice! It would have been HUGE!

Dr. Boli’s Open Source Solution

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MORE of Professor Raincoaster’s Little Lectures

I thought I’d better explain something. In case you’re wondering why I don’t read/comment on your blog anymore, there’s probably a very simple reason. Continue reading

Stephen Fry’s ding-a-ling. let me show u it

Sorry, I’m on a lolroll. Like a rickroll, but lol-ier. Allow Stephen Fry, possibly greatest living Brit of his generation, to explain the essential difference between the British and the American peoples, in this ad for Twining’s Tea which I stole from EliyahuBenMoshe.

I think that sweet Tyrone knows all about his ding-a-ling, don’t you?

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Business Lessons from the Maharishi Mahesh Yogi

Maharishi Mahesh Yogi and the Beatles

You know, it’s actually pretty good advice. However much contempt one (nameless now and forever) may heap upon anti-poverty campaigners who themselves somehow end up stinking rich, one can hardly argue with the principle that mo’ meditation, mo’ betta. I, myself, could internalize the second-last of these a little bit better. Or is that “manifest” instead? I always get those mixed up; maybe THAT is the Secret?

From the Financial Times:

  • Make yourself stand out
  • Choose the right product: easy to sell, impossible to disprove
  • Make good use of celebrity endorsement
  • Innovate around your core strength
  • Charge what the market will bear. If you can persuade people to part with $1m for your world peace fund to go on a training course, then, for heaven’s sake, you should.
  • Lastly, let people feel they are buying not just a product, but also a set of values, a lifestyle. The power of Om.

Indeed, my project for the next week is to revamp the business model to um, maximize transcendental prosperity and expansion manifestation opportunities, particularly as they relate to the bottom line.

Speaking of which, it’s time for my yoga…

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