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Does Google know their shit or what? These guys have demographics down to a scary science.

Here is their engineer-enticing display from a recent Star Trek convention.

E3!

Google duplicated the bridge of the fictional Starship Enterprise and embarked on a mission in Las Vegas to recruit engineers, at a gathering of cultish Star Trek devotees.

More than 10,000 fans of the Star Trek franchise that began with a television series debut in September of 1966 were expected by organisers to make pilgrimages to the official annual convention at the Las Vegas Hilton.

Oh yeah, this probably marks the only opportunity these guys will ever have to get inside a Hilton.

snakes on a paper plane!

snakes on a paper plane. What did you think it was?Now 25% more motherfucking!

Via Defamer.

Yes, today Snakes on a Plane opened, to predictably mixed reviews, and to celebrate this turning point in cinematic history, an apparent basement-dwelling nerdicon has chosen to commemorate this by creating Snakes on a Paper Plane.

It’s got a full-sized pattern so you can print out snakes in glorious colour, plus all the instructions on folding said paper plane, for those kids who actually paid attention in class instead of learning this or making necklaces out of staples like everybody else.

Seriously, how can you not???

It’s been worshipped, parodied, analyzed and merchandised months before its release, and now the B-movie turned Internet phenomenon “Snakes on a Plane” is finally here. Will it live up to the anticipation? Who knows, but with all the genuinely scary news about flying lately, we’re looking forward to some good, cheesy thrills. To celebrate, we’re giving you your own plane — complete with snakes. Unleash your inner Samuel L. Jackson and enjoy.

Sarah Lindner

Bravo! Charo!

Charo in Vegas. Forget Wayne Newton!

V is for iPod

The Mad V video. It got him a deal with a production company, no word of a lie. For more Mad V, go here or, for even more vanilla V-related strangeness, go here. Animated battles: V vs Mad V, V vs the Phantom of the Opera, V vs Frank from Donnie Darko

all about alliteration

and maybe a little about a political persecution complex, too.

But can you blame him?