It’s that special time of year, the time we all look forward to, the time when wishes come true.

The time when we get to lord it over Americans.

The time when Yahoo releases its top searches for each country. Le voila!

 Canadian Searches

1. NHL Canadian, obviously
2. FIFA World Cup International, obviously. And we even know what the game is called!
3. American Idol Yank wannabe celebrity wank
4. Rock Star Supernova ditto Canadian rock star reality show
5. WWE I have no idea what this is and if I did, I’d pretend I didn’t: it just sounds tacky. Everything with two W’s in the acronym sounds like something Joe Weider was involved in, and that just reeks of klass-with-a-kapital-k. Even if he was from Montreal.
6. Neopets Wholesome kid’s site
7. Revenue Canada Canuckistani bagmen who give us homework
8. Days of Our Lives Yank soap opera. But it does take place on the Great Lakes, which is as good as on the border. The characters are all dull and hence, closet Canadians.
9. Environment Canada Canuckistan is way green, y’all
10. Jessica Simpson Even Canadians like to watch synthetic Barbies in tight dresses, it seems. At least this one can sing, more or less.

U.S. Searches

1. Britney Spears Twatflasher
2. WWE see Canadian list
3. Shakira Columbian hottie singer/dancer of some talent
4. Jessica Simpson Overly-produced, silicone and restylane enhanced singer/actress of moderate talent, known for taking it up the butt from Johnny Knoxville
5. Paris Hilton Twatflasher, porn star, celebutard
6. American Idol See Canadian list
7. Beyoncé Knowles former Destiny’s Child, sleeping with Jay-Z
8. Chris Brown who?
9. Pamela Anderson Canadian actress, porn tape star, serial large-penis marrying tabloid dream
10. Lindsay Lohan Started the Twatflashing vogue.

Next year, anyone want to bet the #1 will be “Beaver shots?” Canada wins either way.