Whitney’s never looked better!

Straight from the mouth of Hell, by way of Malabon City in the Philippines, comes today’s little snippet of bizarrerie: Whitney Houston’s “I Will Always Love You” as performed by … something between Grace Jones and the demon Paimon.

Enjoy???

And yes, that’s a man.

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There but for the grace of god…

If moses were Canadian

It’s true: if Moses were Canadian, this would be what the Exodus from Michigan would have looked like.

Pic from this awesome roundup of Russian winter ice pix found via this Japanese blog.

And it reminds me of my music nerd friend Stephen. No matter what music nerd story you have, he can one-up it. No, trust me, he can. I don’t care about your “the time I slept with Mick Jagger” story; thousands of people can say the same (perhaps even tens of thousands?). He can top it with the “time Elvis Costello played an acoustic set in my flat.” He’s from London, and he has many friends who still haven’t left the small ville they called home way back when. Many of them are music nerds as well, and to them he was, one day, attempting to explain the difference between the Canadian music scene and the British music scene. He finally said, “This year, I’ve bought not one but two albums featuring songs where horses go through the ice.”

That about sums it up, no?

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Lin Yu Chun and William Fucking Shatner perform Total Eclipse of the Heart

Let’s face it: there’s just no point in watching any kind of television but late night. It’s more of a soap opera, more of a drama, more of a mind-blower. And here’s the latest mind-boggling video sensation: Lin Yu Chun, the Taiwanese Susan Boyle and The Shat, together performing the greatest ballad in the history of recorded music.

via JustJared

We here at the ol’ raincoaster blog are, of course, well known as arbiters of taste and it needn’t be said that we are, of course, and always have been, all over this pinnacle of musicality, this greatest test of a vocal performer. And we are and always have been all over The Shat (at least since the restraining order expired).

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Old McDonald has a … drag act?

Big Bird's Star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
Image via Wikipedia

Oh. My.

This is the Philippines’ answer to … well, who the hell knows WHAT the question was?

This is BM, more formally known as Big Mouth, a Filipina/o drag queen that will knock your socks off and quite possibly the horse’s as well, and call the cows home, all while looking like Liza Minelli in costume as Big Bird.

Words.

They fail me.

via DListed

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Trololo Cat

lolcat apocalypse

How ’bout now, kittehs?

Yes, THE MEMES HAVE COLLIDED!!!!! Duck and cover, because here comes the perfect storm of awesomeness: lolcats meet Russian Rickroll sensation Trololo!

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