Stolen from Envelope Filter, because he only got 82.7% and Camus told us that it was the moral responsibility of the more intellectual to oppress the less intellectual, lest they take over the world and fuck it up.
No, really. He totally, totally said that.
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Oh great. Fine. Jeez, I was hoping for Castro. Or FDR. What a letdown.
Sorry, Japan!
Congratulations, you’re President Harry S. Truman!
Due to the death of President Roosevelt, you became President of the United States of America on April 12th, 1945 – just at the tail end of World War Two. Japan had offered a surrender in January, and once you were in power, attempted again in May. In July, they offered surrender at least six times.
In August, against Roosevelt’s known wishes and the wishes of many of your advisors, you dropped an atomic bomb on the Japanese city Hiroshima, and another one on Nagasaki. Literally hundreds of thousands of innocent civilians died; many, many more suffered horrible sicknesses from the radiation. As Eisenhower put it: “the Japanese were ready to surrender and it wasn’t necessary to hit them with that awful thing.”
If you wish, you can proudly tell the world that you unnecessarily levelled an entire population with the following fine graphic:
Which Evil Criminal are You?
A Rum and Monkey crime.
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Whaaaaaaaa! Why does LA have all the cool resistance meetings? They don’t have any actual resisters down there in the first place! Tell that Reznor to get his sorry ass up here to the Republic of East Vancouver like, now, or I’ll sic Greenpeace on him. He’ll get his butt Birkenstomped!
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Before you start hatin’ on my amazing-like spelling powers, click to view. Otherwise both I and the Scottish falsetto sock puppets will make fun of you. And the Doctor will be very disappointed in you as well.
And nobody wants that to happen, do they?
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From Popbitch:
RIP Yeltsin. The best quote on his presidency came
from his prime minister, Viktor Chernomyrdin,
“We hoped for the best, but things turned out as usual.”
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