Happiness versus Fun: the American Nightmare

It’s called the American Dream because you have to be unconscious to believe it.
George Carlin

Married To The Sea

For most of the world, America is the great entertainment factory. The New Jerusalem envisionsed by the Puritans has turned out to be the world’s leading manufacturer of amusement and cheap thrills. The colonists and their descendants did indeed build them a shining city on a hill — but they called it Disneyland. In the Declaration of Independence they enshrined, along with life and liberty, the inalienable right to pursue happiness. But happiness is hard. Happiness takes work. Even worse, happiness is a long shot. So America settled for fun, perfected it, and sold it to an eager world. Pop music, Hollywood movies, the seductive sound of ice chattering in a silver cocktail shaker — they are the tangible, consumable expressions of the lofty principles in the Declaration of Independence,
the free culture of a free people.

William Grimes, in
Straight Up or On the Rocks, The History of the American Cocktail

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wait, it’s not Cheney?

A D&D player inside joke.

Bush Administration D&D Game

stolen from Adaen of High Adventure Games, because he stole this from me. This is how you got into Iraq in the first place, people.

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quiz: which university are you?

This is hilarious! Based on nothing more than a few superficial questions, this quiz got right to the very core of my being (except the tall part), exposing things which I had killed all witnesses to. Oh, fine, make me start over.


You’re Lomonosov Moscow State University!

Though you’re often cold and depressed, no one can question
your access to knowledge and the creativity that often accompanies suffering.
You see yourself as a varied teacher, sometimes spreading the word of
monarchs, tyrants, or even mere corrupt politicians. Along the way, you’ve
lived an unstable and interesting existence and grown very tall. Now, you’re
in quite a rush. Uh.


Take the University Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.

Utterly, totally stolen from Vivian Page, who is a much more respectable university altogether.

Santa, baby, you’re looking a little rough

Remember that classic phenomenon of the internets, Elf Bowling? Sure you do. If you don’t, download it from here. Be sure to get versions #1 and 2, which are the best. Skip #4 if you value your computer and your time.

Backstory: the elves go on strike. “Higher wages, lower urinals” all that kind of thing. And Santa retaliates, and retaliates hard.

Let’s see how that same premise applies to the WGA writer’s strike in a video starring Ashton Kutcher as Santa and Demi Moore as his piece of venison on the side…

via Defamer

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French KISS

They’re right, but only in certain circumstances. THIS picture, for instance, is worth a thousand words. What’s the union rate for a thousand words during the writer’s strike, though?

French KISS

by Tom Burns at Threadless, via Neatorama

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