Some Jokes Just Never Get Old

Particularly if you can't make head or tail of them. If you get this, please comment for the benefit of those of us who only got A's on our algebra exams. I mean, I get the arc, I get the punchline, it's the syntax that sort of throws me. Like when you're travelling and your only words in the language are "restaurant" "washroom" and "police" and yet you still end up safe and sound and fed and where you meant to go in the first place. Yeah, like that.

Giving it an Allegory tag anyway, what the hell and for the sake of Operation Global Media Domination (I believe this is the only blog on WordPress with an Allegory tag; they're sure to jump on the bandwagon once Narnia goes to DVD though).

                a = b
              a^2 = ab
          a^2-b^2 = ab-b^2
       (a+b)(a-b) = b(a-b)
              a+b = b
               2b = b
                2 = 1

                x = (Pi+3)/2
               2x = Pi+3
         2x(Pi-3) = (Pi+3)(Pi-3)
          2Pix-6x = Pi^2-9
             9-6x = Pi^2-2Pix
         9-6x+x^2 = Pi^2-2Pix+x^2
          (3-x)^2 = (Pi-x)^2
              3-x = Pi-x
               Pi = 3   

               -1 = -1
             -1/1 = -1/1
             -1/1 = 1/-1
       sqrt(-1/1) = sqrt(1/-1)
              i/1 = 1/i
                i = 1/i
            i * i = 1
               -1 = 1

Today in Giant Squid News: WereSquid

Because Easter's almost over and we're suffering from Giant Squid Withdrawl. If we hadn't had hashbrowns and fried eggs for lunch, we'd have ordered calamari for dinner. Anyhoo, stole this in a very baroque manner off Gawker, where it is not posted. I told you it was baroque; actually, it's all very Da Vinci. Click here for the latest from the original source website.

WereSquid

Eagle Update: they’re everywhere!

Bald Eagle in CanadaEven California! Imagine that, bald eagles in the US! I know, it's crazytalk, but in this case it happens to be true. While they have almost attained the status of nuisance birds up here in BC (yeah, I'm annoying, ain't I?) and a friend of mine once counted 53 in one tree watching the salmon run, down in the US they're still quite rare, although they are making a comeback.

A new eagle chick has hatched on Santa Cruz Island, just off the coast of Southern California. Expect Paramount to have the film rights tied up and pre-production under way within days. I'm seeing a comeback vehicle for Stephen Segal, I'm seeing Michael Bay directing, I'm seeing Nicole Richie as the eagle chick once she gains a few pounds.

It's the first known natural birth of a bald eagle on the huge Pacific island in more than 50 years, it was reported Thursday night.

The pair of bald eagles managed to bring the little eaglet to the world with no help from biologists, who have been trying to re-introduce the proud raptor to the island for several years.

Linkie o’ the day: eBay for the Evil Genius

Evil Genius eBay Shopping Guide.

I tell ya, this guy has it wired.Evil Genius Brain

Volcanic Island Lair? Check

Secret Base? Check

Henchmen? Check

Flamethrower? Check

Warhead? Check

Trapdoor? Check

Plutonium? Check

I coulda saved a ton of time if eBay had been around back when I was setting up the Dungeon.

Those Versace Twins did not come cheap!

The Nightmare Returns!!!

 THE STAT COUNTER IS DOWN!!!!!!!

 Evil Clone Scientist

I could not be said to be taking this well.