Because this is where it starts, people. And it doesn’t get any prettier from there.
On the plus side, he does say you can still fuck other guys when you’re dating him. Because…well…you’d probably prefer to.
Category Archives: Sex
A Valentine!
What is it they say? Anything more than a handful is a waste? I’m sure this is what they’re talking about.
The Sad Man’s Kama Sutra
Remember Garfield Without Garfield? Well, the premise is fundamentally wrong. This actually is sadder with the cat.
The saddest thing is, of course, the likelihood that this chart represents the culminating physical pleasures of this poor Zeta Male’s life.
Down, Boys!
Well, this is interesting. Okay, it’s not: it’s just weird and hilarious, both inadvertently AND advertently. And filthy.
So you know why it’s here.
via Irina Slutsky
Angst Barbie
You can watch this (PG- if not R- rated) video of Barbie‘s existential crisis and just somehow KNOW that this girl has a sad Livejournal with Evanescence on autoplay.
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