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Christmas vid o’ the year: the 12 Days of Janice Dickinson

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heartlessly stolen from PerezHilton. I could have stolen it from Gawker instead, but we don’t need to discuss why I’m not doing that, do we?

As Perez sez, she’s out tranny’d the trannies! I did not think it was possible for the human body to support that much lipglass. Huh: Live and learn.

Which also reminds me that the infamous Tricia Foxx has a new drag show at the Royal Unicorn Cabaret, this fabulously OTT Chinatown nightclub, all red velvet, gold trim, and chainsmoking Oriental gangster types. I have got to get my butt over there and check this show out; all I know at this point is, minimalist it ain’t. So there!

Tricia Foxx and her cabinet of curiosities!

The LEGENDS Cabaret Show entertains every Friday in Historic Chinatown located at the old Mings Show Lounge – 147 East Pender Street – Upstairs. Look alike Divas strut the stage, bringing Pizazz, Comedy, Glamour and Old style Burlesque to delighted audiences.Tickets are $10.00 and partial proceeds always go to a Charity in the Oldtown Areas.Two shows nightly, 10:15 pm and midnite. Everyone welcome. Fully Licensed Venue.Reservations accepted but not required. Please call (778) 329-1981

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worst resume stuffer ever

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from the Archive:

 Friday, June 24, 2005

                  I mean, frankly, you have got to be fucking kidding me.

                  Okay, so I’m turning over all kinds of rocks looking for a job here. Going to interviews only to find out the company is hiring people to write high-school papers for foreign students. Scripting internet porn (who knew it was scripted????). Pyramid-scheming for the Russian mob. But this has to be the all-time worst writing job I’ve ever seen; the earnest, wholesome and chatty veneer is the blood-curdling icing on the – sorry – cake.

                  Hair Care Down There Magazine

Hair Care Down There, y

                 Seriously, a magazine about pubic hair care. Quotes:

                  We’re pleased you’re joining the growing number of women (and men) who realize that good grooming includes the previously ignored area “down there’s not just about hygiene either.
                  It’s about feeling good about ourselves and having fun in the process.

                  [one has to wonder about their idea of “fun,” really]

                  Where do you go when you have a question about shaving, or you want to share your own hysterical story? [totally; nothing goes together like pubes, razors and hysteria!] Right here! Our writers and editors are working around the clock to dig up any and every bit of information regarding – what else – Hair Care Down There.

                  [“Dig” winner, most unfortunate image deployment, 2005]

                  Why we do it. How to do it better. Who’s doing what. And more.
                  Articles, Q&A’s, tips and a place to swap ideas, all updated the minute we unearth something new. We value and welcome your suggestions and contributions and we invite you to visit often.

                  [if I unearth something new down there I go see a doctor!]
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can I whore it out or what?

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I know what you want, baby. And you want Charo; I am here for you, bitch. We are all about YOU on the ol’ raincoaster blog, despite Gawker‘s attempts to claim we are all about the we me. Perish the thought!

So here’s one from the raincoaster archive (because Charo herself apparently pulled the post of her leading the Macarena on Fantasy Island that I wanted to post), but it bears repeating. Particularly when Chris is making up rules on the fly to ensure I will only return to Gawker after a 3 day commenter death. Gee, if only there were a hyperbolically egotistical parallel I could draw with that…

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HOW many flavours?

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BJs 48 flavours!

from a comment on Guido’s blog, lost to the mists of time (sorry)

and this, from a comment on Waiterforum (was it Jamie Maw?)

But an hour later, you're horny

But an hour later, you’re horny.

happy politically incorrect holiday!

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Louis Farakhan's Christmas Album!

Let no man, woman, child, trannie, or genderless cleric say raincoaster is PC. We are multiculti and equal-opportunity offensive here on the ol’ raincoaster blog, and here’s the proof. This just may be the most offensive Charlie Brown Christmas spoof ever recorded. Even I hesitated to post this one, but it’s just too roll on the floor hilariously offensive to keep to myself. I want all my friends to join me in outraged and barely-suppressed guffaws.

Ladies and gentlemen, be warned. Here it is in all its motherfucking glory: A Charlie Brown Kwanzaa! Do NOT say we didn’t warn you.

“Charlie Brown, of all the motherfuckers on Earth, you da motherfuckingest.”

“Another motherfucking nickel. Whoo, somebody didn’t get their welfare check today!”

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