Category Archives: Squid

face of Jesus/Che found on sushi

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Face of ... somebodyorother on a shrimpWell, the guy who sent the pictures in claims it’s Jesus, but Jesus’ General, who knows Jesus and Commies when he sees ’em, says it’s actually a shrimp with a picture of Che Guevera, and no doubt a dastardly plot to pull us away from Jesus and towards the ungodly worship of socialist shellfish.

Judge for thyself. 

SAN JOSE, Calif. — A California man believes he has seen the face of Jesus Christ on a shrimp tail…

The man wrote that he wanted to share with viewers a smile and a sense of hope…

The writer said he believed it was a sign, as he’s currently going through a nasty divorce.

It’s a sign, sweetie, that you need to get out more. And when that advice is coming from me, it’s really serious.

Che, hey hey!

the single most amusing story on the internet

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Nothing's more fun than having a Tapeworm! 

and no, I didn’t write it. And I don’t actually know who did, but I can easily see why he’s not sticking this on his home page, penultimate gem in the crown of humour or not.

Can you imagine having a nice job interview with Graydon Carter and suddenly he cries “Oh, you’re the tapeworm guy!”

Do not, repeat, do not read this if you are even slightly hungover, the teensiest bit nauseated, or about to sit down to a good meal. It is a few years old, but none the worse for that. Originally I think I got it from BoingBoing, but that was back when they were a website, because blogs hadn’t been invented yet.

Yes, that old.

This, ladies and gentlemen, is the tale of the tapeworm.

When I go to the bathroom, I usually expect it to be a non-event. After so many years, there are few surprises left for me sitting on a toilet. Yet that’s where I first discovered an uninvited entity that called me home.

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pepe the prawn on the latest dvd offerings

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Prawn, Squid, what’s the diff, when it come down to the cool factor?

Today in Giant Squid News: a special guest appearance on Family Guy

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Everybody loves them some Calamari Grande!

FSM by USAF

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At last, irrefutable proof that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is, in fact, real. Here is a photo from the United States Air Force, and if you don’t like it you can bitch to Rumsfeld. or BoingBoing, that’s where I saw it.

(It also makes a nice replacement for the FSM image that Photobucket took down. Apparently there was one too many noodly appendages in the pic)

FSM by USAF!