You knew William Shatner was a living god.
Sure you did. You read my last post, didn’t you?
But did you know that William Shatner was a rapaciously raptastic rapscallion who can bring out da funk even in someone as WASPy as Conan O’Brian?
Well, now you do.
We will refrain, for lo we are way tactful, bychez, from pointing out that the nomenclatural congruity here is somewhat … what? Ironic? Perfect? Obvious?
Well, actually, some Star Trek characters themselves function as erectile dysfunction medications, if you believe some of my friends, and I wouldn’t, particularly late on a dark and stormy Friday night. Because they’ll say anything to get you out of the house so they can get back to WoW or Battlestar Gallactica or their nightly recitation of the entire Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (I am SO not getting invited over for Red Dwarf now, eh?).
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Okay, so vaccines might turn you suddenly autistic or whatever. Still, what are your priorities, guys: your brains or your balls?
Yes, that is an actual Public Service Announcement from MumpsSucks, a safety intiative of the Ontario government. Canadians, as we have noted previously, always have the best safety announcements.
Star Trek is, as it always has been, one series and one series only: the one called Star Trek. The Alpha series.
It doesn’t need any dangling modifiers; doesn’t need any TLA’s. It’s Star Trek, bitches, the one and only.
And this is the video that proves it:
I pity the fool that talks illogical!
Create your very own episode of Star Trek with this handy-dandy chart from io9 which makes explicit that which astute fans will have long suspected: that if there’s antique furniture around, you will dance for the ambiguously gay god’s amusement.
Also, the correct spelling of the “red alert sound.”
Star Trek Plot Chart
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