Indonesian Earthquake Relief

Here is the page for Save the Children Fund's Indonesian Earthquake relief effort. The death toll stands at 3500, but is low because of the understandable desire of the local people to perform the burials quickly. This will climb, particularly as rescue efforts are ongoing.

Donate to the Indonesian Earthquake Children's Emergency Fund 

Your donations will help us meet basic needs including providing water, food, medicines, hygiene kits and temporary shelter, with a special focus on ensuring that children are protected and safe. We will begin assembling family kits with household supplies and other basic necessities to assist displaced families

professor raincoaster’s little lectures: WordPress 104, changing picture size

professor raincoasterThis is important, because the column in your blog is only so big; in the case of this template, it's about 500 pixels wide. If you try to post a pic that's larger than that, it goes off to the side, slows down the whole blog something awful, and causes warts to grow inside your ears.

So don't do that.

If you have a picture you just cannot live without, and it just so happens said picture is wider than the posting space of your blog (which varies with the template you're using, so experiment) you can edit it down. Let's look at an example.

I like this picture, but it's too big, being, so Photobucket informs me, 600×450. This is what happens when I try to post it here unedited:

War of the Worlds Squid

Gah! Not only does it make me hit "Right Arrow, Return, Return, Return, Return, Return, Return, Return" to get past the damn thing so I can continue to post, but it overspills the blog. What to do, what to do?

I look at the blog and go "this will never do" and then I hit the Edit tag, just under the title. You can only see it if you're signed in to WordPress. This takes me to Edit View, which is just like the view I used to post. You can edit text or anything here, including pictures. So that's just what we'll do. Now that we're in the Editing View, we click on the picture; you'll see that the Image button (the little tree) selects itself, so click on it. Now you get the box you used to post the thing originally. We know it's 600 wide and needs to be 500 or less wide, so let's just go in there and change the 600 to, say, 400. Then we hit Update and it looks like this:

War of the Worlds

Hmmmm, something's not right…yes, unfortunately it doesn't automatically retain aspect ratios, so you're going to have to figure this out on your own. Subtracting 200 from the width and 200 from the height doesn't quite do it, so guesstimate unless you're good with math. Since 200 is a third of 600, I'll take a third off the height as well and that should make it more or less right. Let's try it, so it'll be 400 by (450×2/3)=400 by 300. That looks like:

War of the WorldsYeah, baby! That's how it's done. Note that there's some pixillation when you do that. Ah, the world is full of compromises!

Today in Great Old Ones News: Hastur is Going Down!

HasturThis just in from Sploid. And it explains a lot, when you think about it.

Hastur's next

Now we know why the Lord of the Yellow Sign and Speaker of the House was so outraged over the FBI raid on Rep. William Jefferson's office. High level sources in the Justice Department have told ABC News that the Azathoth scandal is about to take down the former Great Old One and well-known Illinois republican.

It seems Hastur wrote a letter asking the Secretary of the Interior Gail Nodens to block the construction of an Indian casino that would've competed with those owned by Azathoth's clients near the Massachusetts port of Innsmouth.

The letter was sent shortly after a restaurant owned by Azathoth hosted a fundraiser for Hastur, netting the King in Yellow $26,000.

Hastur's Press Secretary Josiah Whateley of the undecayed Whateleys offered no comment on the news.

"We are not aware of this," he said, adding that Hastur had "great and mighty powers to destroy you all!!! as well as a well-documented record of opposing Indian reservation shopping for casino gaming purposes."

With Sunday's FBI raid on Jefferson's Hasturabandoned Capitol Hill mansion, townsfolk on both sides of the isle have begun howling about "separation of great, unknowable powers from Outside." Now that Tsathoggua, Yog-Sothoth, et al. have turned on one of their own, Cthulhu finally realizes just how out of control this administration is.

For the first time ever, Hastur expressed outrage at the administration's police work.

"Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui naflftagn Justice Department eY'ha-nthlei! Ia! Ia! Y'ha-nthlei!!," he demanded.

No wonder Hastur's so nervous.

Spam: Gmail is the New Black

At last! After months of boring repetition (what the hell kinda practical joker gave Eastern Europe, Africa and China the word "goluptious" anyway?) we finally have a new spam meme. Behold the wonders of the Gimme Gmail spam:

From: george owen georgeowen009@yahoo.com Signed-By: yahoo.com | Mailed-By: yahoo.com

To: ____________@gmail.com
Date: May 23, 2006 4:56 PM
Subject: PLEASE INVITE ME

I AM  GEORGE OWEN FROM ENGLAND . I WISH TO ASK YOU TO KINDLY INVITE ME TO GMAIL.I LOVE TO HAVE GMAIL ACCOUNT .
 
I SHALL BE GLAD IF YOU INVITE ME.
 
THANKS,
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Yeah, today just isn't doing a goddam thing to raise my opinion of British Barristers all around.

Operation Global Media Domination: Technorati kneels

TIAThe view is more beautiful now that it is mine.

Technorati Rank: 196,923

I suppose two pretty much solid weeks in the WordPress Top 100 (out of 179,000)kinda suggested to Technorati that they maybe needed to think about updating their data and poof! All of a sudden I've gone up by a quarter of a million places in the blogosphere. If only it happened in real time, but that would be awfully Web 2.0 of them. I suppose batch processing once a month isn't that bad, it's just that much worse than their PR.

Update: And today, thanks to Chaucer's dirty bits and a Fleshbot pass-along, I'm #1 AND #2 on the WordPress Sex tag. My mother would be so proud!