Well, it's a resignation the way defenestration is a method of retirement, but still, awesome nonetheless. Got this via Mistress Cowfish. In early February of this year this note was posted on the door of the Blenz cafe on Hastings Street, across from Simon Fraser University.
I'm going to take a tiny moment here to express how very much I loathe Blenz coffee. It's thin, bitter and transparent; everything you want in a supermodel, nothing you want to face first thing in the morning. This isn't arabica; hell, I'd lay odds it's not even semitica.
Anyway, to get back to the point of this post…Blenz and awe-inspiring resignations therefrom; the place was always busy, but apparently at least four people didn't care for the management at this particular franchise: the four people who worked there. What I'm loving most about this note is that it's written in the same mealymouthed style as millions of interminable management lectures delivered worldwide. "Be more of a people person," asshole.
Comments from vicarious comrades-in-arms here.

I am absolutely fucking hysterically giddy and a half to report that now, after two years of developer-based interference, you can finally skate all the way from the Main Street Viaduct to Stanley Park continuously, without any stupid detours for construction or stairs or elevators, or trying to sneak through the bridgeway from the Seabus because, face it, they have cameras and loudspeakers and they live to make you look like an ass for trying to sneak through that goddam bridgeway that your own tax dollars paid for in the first place.
Don't say I never did nuthin' for ya! This is the only place on the whole of the World Wide Web you'll find that super-seecrud seekrit.
Cower in fear, for the end of the world is nigh: the unnameable has been named! 
I’m not actually sure what 