can I whore it out or what?

I know what you want, baby. And you want Charo; I am here for you, bitch. We are all about YOU on the ol’ raincoaster blog, despite Gawker‘s attempts to claim we are all about the we me. Perish the thought!

So here’s one from the raincoaster archive (because Charo herself apparently pulled the post of her leading the Macarena on Fantasy Island that I wanted to post), but it bears repeating. Particularly when Chris is making up rules on the fly to ensure I will only return to Gawker after a 3 day commenter death. Gee, if only there were a hyperbolically egotistical parallel I could draw with that

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operation global media domination: victory dance macabre!

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Well that certainly didn’t last long, did it?

Thanks to a nameless Denton staffer who obviously seeks to flout his/her overlord’s will in all things, I have been reinstated as a Gawker commenter after a downtime of approximately…until I checked hotmail.

Next time follow the proper procedures, people.

TO DO: read Dracula.

 

Hot Fuzz: the trailer

All you need to know is:

From the team that brought you Shaun of the Dead…

via the elegantly-named Flabber

happy politically incorrect holiday!

Louis Farakhan's Christmas Album!

Let no man, woman, child, trannie, or genderless cleric say raincoaster is PC. We are multiculti and equal-opportunity offensive here on the ol’ raincoaster blog, and here’s the proof. This just may be the most offensive Charlie Brown Christmas spoof ever recorded. Even I hesitated to post this one, but it’s just too roll on the floor hilariously offensive to keep to myself. I want all my friends to join me in outraged and barely-suppressed guffaws.

Ladies and gentlemen, be warned. Here it is in all its motherfucking glory: A Charlie Brown Kwanzaa! Do NOT say we didn’t warn you.

“Charlie Brown, of all the motherfuckers on Earth, you da motherfuckingest.”

“Another motherfucking nickel. Whoo, somebody didn’t get their welfare check today!”

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Mr Mojo’s Christmas

In keeping with the season and with our quiz results, raincoaster presents Jim Morrison singing his uniquely druggy and poetic Christmas carols. And we still think he sucks.

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