Colbert at the White House Correspondent’s Dinner

 

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Thank you ladies and gentlemen. Before I begin, I've been asked to make an announcement. Whoever parked 14 black bullet proof S.U.V.'S out front, could you please move them. They are blocking in 14 other black bulletproof S.U.V.'S and they need to get out.

Wow, wow, what an honor. The White House Correspondents' Dinner. To just sit here, at the same table with my hero, George W. Bush, to be this close to the man. I feel like I'm dreaming. Somebody pinch me. You know what, I'm a pretty sound sleeper, that may not be enough. Somebody shoot me in the face.

Is he really not here tonight? The one guy who could have helped. By the way, before I get started, if anybody needs anything at their tables, speak slowly and clearly on into your table numbers and somebody from the N.S.A. will be right over with a cocktail.

Mcsmith, ladies and gentlemen of the press corps, Mr. President and first lady, my name is Stephen Colbert and it's my privilege tonight to celebrate our president. He's not so different, he and I. We get it. We're not brainbacks on the nerd patrol. We're not members of the fact niece that. We go straight from the gut, right sir? That's where the truth lies, right down here in the gut. Do you know you have more nerve endings in your gut than you have in your head? You can look it up. I know some of you are going to say I did look it up, and that's not true. That's but you looked it up in a book.

Next time look it up in your gut. I did. My gut tells me that's how our nervous system works. Every night on my show, the Colbert report, I speak straight from the gut, ok? I give people the truth, unfiltered by rational argument. I call it the no fact zone. Fox News, I own the copyright on that term. I'm a simple man with a simple mind, with a simple set of beliefs that I live by. Number one, I believe in America. I believe it exists. My gut tells me I live there. I feel that it extends from the Atlantic to the Pacific, and I strongly believe it has 50 states. And I cannot wait to see how "the Washington Post" spins that one tomorrow. I believe in democracy. I believe democracy is our greatest export. At least until China figures out a way to stamp it out in plastic for three cents a unit. In fact, ambassador, welcome, your great country makes our happy meals possible. I said it's a celebration. I believe the government that governs best is the government that governs least. And by these standards, we have set up a fabulous government in Iraq.

I believe in pulling yourself up by your own bootstraps. I believe it is possible — I saw this guy do it once in Cirque du Soleil. It was magical. And though I am a committed Christian, I believe that everyone has the right to their own religion, be it Hindu, Jewish or Muslim. I believe our infinite paths to accepting Jesus Christ as your personal savior.

Ladies and gentlemen, I believe it's yogurt. But I refuse to believe it's not butter. Most of all I believe in this president. Now, I know there's some polls out there saying this man has a 32% approval rating. But guys like us, we don't pay attention to the polls. We know that polls are just a collection of statistics that reflect what people are thinking in "reality." And reality has a well-known liberal bias.

So, Mr. President, pay no attention to the people that say the glass is half full. 32% means the glass — it's important to set up your jokes properly, sir. Sir pay no attention to the people who say the glass is half empty, because 32% means it's 2/3 empty. There's still some liquid in that glass is my point, but I wouldn't drink it.

The last third is usually backwash. Folks, my point is that I don't believe this is a low point in this presidency. I believe it is just a lull, before a comeback. I mean, it's like the movie "Rocky." The president is Rocky and Apollo Creed is everything else in the world. It's the 10th round. He's bloodied, his corner man, Mick, who in this case would be the Vice President, and he's yelling cut me, dick, cut me, and every time he falls she say stay down! Does he stay down? No. Like Rocky he gets back up and in the end he — actually loses in the first movie. Ok. It doesn't matter. The point is the heart-warming story of a man who was repeatedly punched in the face. So don't pay attention to the approval ratings that say 68% of Americans disapprove of the job this man is doing. I ask you this, does that not also logically mean that 68% approve of the job he's not doing? Think about it. I havent. I stand by this man. I stand by this man because he stands for things. Not only for things, he stands on things. Things like aircraft carriers and rubble and recently flooded city squares. And that sends a strong message, that no matter what happens to America, she will always rebound with the most powerfully staged photo ops in the world. Now, there may be an energy crisis. This president has a very forward-thinking energy policy. Why do you think he's down on the ranch cutting that brush all the time? He's trying to create an alternative energy source. By 2008 we will have a mesquite powered car. And I just like the guy. He's a good joe. Obviously loves his wife, calls her his better half. And polls show America agrees. She's a true lady and a wonderful woman. But I just have one beef, ma'am. I'm sorry, but this reading initiative. I've never been a fan of books. I don't trust them. They're all fact, no heart. I mean, they're elitist telling us what is or isn't true, what did or didn't happen. What's Britannica to tell me the Panama Canal was built in 1914. If I want to say it was built in 1941, that's my right as an American. I'm with the president, let history decide what did or did not happen. The greatest thing about this man is he's steady. You know where he stands. He believes the same thing Wednesday, that he believed on Monday, no matter what happened Tuesday. Events can change, this man's beliefs never will. And as excited as I am to be here with the president, I am appalled to be surrounded by the liberal media that is destroying America, with the exception of Fox News.

Fox News gives you both sides of every story, the President's side and the Vice President's side.

But the rest of you, what are you thinking, reporting on N.S.A. wiretapping or secret prisons in Eastern Europe? Those things are secret for a very important reason: they're superdepressing.

And if that's your goal, well, misery accomplished. Over the last five years you people were so good over tax cuts, W.M.D. intelligence, the affect of global warming. We Americans didn't want to know, and you had the courtesy not to try to find out. Those were good times, as far as we knew. But, listen, let's review the rules. Here's how it works. The President makes decisions, he's the decider. The Press Secretary announces those decisions, and you people of the press type those decisions down. Make, announce, type. Put them through a spell check and go home. Get to know your family again. Make love to your wife. Write that novel you got kicking around in your head. You know, the one about the intrepid Washington reporter with the courage to stand up to the administration.

You know, fiction.

Because really, what incentive do these people have to answer your questions, after all? I mean, nothing satisfies you. Everybody asks for personnel changes. So the White House has personnel changes. Then you write they're just rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic. First of all, that is a terrible metaphor. This administration is not sinking. This administration is soaring. If anything, they are rearranging the deck chairs on the Hindenburg.

Now, it's not all bad guys out there. Some heroes, Buckley, Kim Schieffer. By the way, Mr. President, thank you for agreeing to be to my show. I was just as shocked as everyone here is I promise you. How is Tuesday for you? I've got Frank Rich, but we can bump him. And I mean bump him. I know a guy. Say the word.

See who we've got here tonight. General Mowsly, Air Force Chief of Staff. General Peter Pace. They still support Rumsfeld. You guys aren't retired yet, right? Right, they still support Rumsfeld. Look, by the way, I've got a theory about how to handle these retired generals causing all this trouble, don't let them retire. C'mon, we've got a stop loss program, let's use it on these guys. If you're strong enough to go on one of those pundit shows, you can stand on a bank of computers and order men into battle. C'mon. Jesse Jackson is here. I had him on the show. Very interesting and challenging interview. You can ask him anything, but he's going to say what he wants at the pace that he wants.

It's like boxing a glacier. Enjoy that metaphor, because your grandchildren will have no idea what a glacier is.

Justice Scalia's here. May I be the first to say welcome, sir. You look fantastic. How are you?

John McCain is here. John McCain John McCain. What a maverick. Somebody find out what fork he used on his salad, because I guarantee you wasn't a salad fork. He could have used a spoon. There's no predicting him. So wonderful to see you coming back into the republican fold. I have a summerhouse in South Carolina, look me up when you go to speak at Bob Jones University. So glad you've seen the light.

Mayor Nagin is here from New Orleans, the chocolate city. Yeah, give it up. Mayor Nagin, I would like to welcome you to Washington, D.C., the chocolate city with a marshmallow center. And a graham cracker crust of corruption. It's a mallomar is what I'm describing, a seasonal cookie.

Joe Wilson is here, the most famous husband since Desi Arnez. And of course he brought along his lovely wife Valerie Plame. Oh, my god! Oh, what have I said! I am sorry, Mr. President, I meant to say he brought along his lovely wife, Joe Wilsons wife.

Pat Fitzgerald is not here tonight? Dodged a bullet.

And we can't forget man of the hour, new Press Secretary, Tony Snow. Secret service name, Snow Job. What a hero, took the second toughest job in government, next to, of course, the ambassador to Iraq. Got some big shoes to fill, Tony. Scott McClellan could say nothing like nobody else. McClellan, eager to retire. Really felt like he needed to spend more time with Andrew Card's children.

Mr. President, I wish you hadn't made the decision to quickly, sir. I was vying for the job. I think I would have made a fabulous press secretary. I have nothing but contempt for these people. I know how to handle these clowns. In fact, sir, I brought along an audition tape and with your indulgence, I'd like to at least give it a shot. So, ladies and gentlemen, my press conference.

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Mary McCarthy: The Mission to Warn: Disaster Looms

Mary McCarthyFrom Cryptome:

26 April 2006. Mary O. McCarthy was recently fired by the CIA for allegedly talking to reporters and releasing classified information, which she has denied.

See also: Mary McCarthy, "The National Warning System: Striving for an Elusive Goal," Defense Intelligence Journal 3-1 (1994), 5-19. http://cryptome.org/mccarthy-nws.htm

Source: Hardcopy of Defense Intelligence Journal.


Defense Intelligence Journal; 7-2 (1998), 17-31

THE MISSION TO WARN: DISASTER LOOMS

Mary O. McCarthy

The views expressed in this article are those of the author and do not reflect the official policy or position of the Central Intelligence Agency, the Intelligence Community, the National Security Council or the US Government.

Successful warning depends on identifying, then communicating, judgments about a developing threat at a point early enough for policymakers to take action to deter, counter, or manage the threat. Neither the identification nor the communication of the threat, which are two distinct phases of the warning process, can be done in a haphazard way. Each step must be deliberate, carefully constructed, and planned.

This article will, first, discuss positive actions that intelligence analysts can take to help identify and assess the threat. It will expand on an earlier article that examined some of the impediments to recognizing a developing threat — mindset, deadlines, and the emphasis on current intelligence.1 It will, then, discuss the art of communicating warning and will describe how analytic weaknesses can impair or discredit the warning message, sow tensions between the policy and intelligence communities, and create the false impression that policymakers do not want to hear bad news. Finally, it will offer some recommendations for fixing the warning problem.

Intelligence successes are the expected outcome of the collection and analytic processes. By saying "success" we mean providing timely and clear warning of developments that would have deleterious consequences for US security and policy. Each year, American taxpayers pour about $27 billion into the Intelligence Community, with the expectation that it will fulfill its role in protecting the national security by warning of such threats. Yet, they do not always get what they pay for.

Policymakers and the American people are right to question the worth of an Intelligence Community that fails to do its job. If the failure is small, it may not get much attention. If it is large — such as the Iraqi invasion of Kuwait — or even medium — such as the 1998 Indian nuclear test — it will not be overlooked. Such failures will rightly be seen as indicative of systemic weaknesses. Congress and the public will demand to know why the Intelligence Community is not doing the job for which it is paid. If a cluster of failures and inadequacies occur in close proximity to each other, then policymakers, Congress, and the American public will start to seek radical remedies.

The likelihood of a cataclysmic warning failure is growing. As intelligence agencies "downsized" earlier in this decade; they did so with little regard to shaping their analytic workforces to acquire or maintain the expertise needed to understand future national security threats and, apparently, some present ones as well. Just this year alone, two separate groups of eminent experts reported on critical intelligence failures and warned of even more severe consequences, if steps were not taken quickly to reform the analytic corps. First, there was the Rumsfeld Commission, chaired by Donald H. Rumsfeld. It examined the Intelligence Community's faults, if not outright failures, in the area of the ballistic missile threat to the United States. Then, the Jeremiah Report, completed by Admiral David E. Jeremiah at the request of the Director of Central Intelligence (DCI), George C. Tenet, was issued following the surprise — to the US Intelligence Community — Indian nuclear test in May, 1998. Both groups issued press releases which are available on the worldwide web.2

Intelligence reforms, they noted, should focus, both, on the composition of the analytic corps and on the way it practices its craft. Despite these very harsh and public criticisms, change is not apparent. While intelligence managers continue to decry the inability to develop analytic expertise, and to lament the extent to which their analysts must concentrate on thinking and writing current intelligence, they continue to avoid enforcing standards that would bring about the needed changes. Disaster looms!

Is It Really That Serious?

No one expects the Intelligence Community to be able to forecast the future, but policymakers should have a reasonable expectation that they will be warned as a threat becomes greater and as a potential crisis becomes nearer. The modern history of the Intelligence Community, dating from the National Security Act of 1947 — itself a reaction to the catastrophic intelligence failure at Pearl Harbor — has seen a number of instances in which the Intelligence Community did not fulfill that reasonable expectation. The Korean War, China's entry into the Korean War, the 1973 Arab-Israeli War, and the Iranian Revolution are the more prominent examples of the failure of our intelligence apparatus to provide warning. There are others: the Tet Offensive, the leftist military coup in Portugal in 1974, the Turkish invasion of Cyprus, the 1974 Indian nuclear test, and the 1998 Indian nuclear test as well.

Following the failure to warn of the Iraqi invasion of Kuwait in 1990, DCI Robert Gates formed a task force to look at the function of warning and to make recommendations on how to fix the system. As similar efforts had in the past, this task force discovered that the root causes of failure seldom lay with individuals, but with the nature of the task and with the system itself. The Gates task force made a number of recommendations, some of which were later laid out in a DCI Decision Memorandum, and which, if implemented, would give the Community a fighting chance at a capability to warn on a consistent basis. It is clear that this memorandum, signed by DCI Gates in 1992, is now largely ignored. The experience of the recent failure to warn of the increasing likelihood of an Indian nuclear test, which was essentially a failure of political analysis, indicates that the old analytic culture still predominates. With some rogue states rapidly acquiring weapons of mass destruction and the means to deliver them, with troubling political change underway in some nations of strategic concern, and alliances forming between non-state actors — i.e., terrorists — and unfriendly governments, it is time to take another look at how the warning mission can be fixed. The situation is very serious.

How to Identify a Threat: Heavy Lifting and Street Smarts

The art and science of assessing threats entails more than sticking one's finger in the air to get the wind direction or asking oneself; "How do I feel about this today?" It requires laborious, methodological, rigorous analytical work; it requires imagination; and it requires a diversity of outlooks. With the exception of a few notable pockets of excellence, the Community would appear to need a boost in all three departments. The fact that the Intelligence Community includes many bright individuals who can rightly claim to be accomplished experts in their respective areas is not the point. Rather, it is the fact that they are either not sufficiently trained to do intelligence work, as distinct from policy and academic analysis, or that intelligence managers are asking only that they produce words on paper that sound good. Moreover, the studies which have already been cited — Rumsfeld and Jeremiah — as well as others that remain classified, have pointed to the dangerous scarcity of specific skills, particularly technical and linguistic.

The urgent task of the Intelligence Community, then, is to fix this dangerous gap. In the meantime, however, intelligence managers can mitigate the risk of another warning failure by enforcing standards and nurturing analytic rigor, imagination, and diversity.

Analytic rigor. "More rigor needs to go into analysts' thinking when major events take place," concluded Admiral Jeremiah after examining the Community's performance on the Indian nuclear issue.3 The Rumsfeld Commission noted that "The Commissioners believe that an expansion of the methodology used by the IC is needed."4 Rigorous analysis helps overcome mindset, keeps analysts who are immersed in a mountain of new information from raising the bar on what they would consider an alarming threat situation, and allows their minds to expand to other possibilities. Keeping chronologies, maintaining databases and arraying data are not fun or glamorous. These techniques are the heavy lifting of analysis, but this is what analysts are supposed to do. If decisionmakers only needed talking heads, those are readily available elsewhere.

One of the most valuable techniques for determining the scale of a threat is to subject the evidence to an "analysis of competing hypotheses." Each analyst or, better yet, group of analysts should think of a number of hypotheses. For example, one hypothesis might be; "This country intends to attack its neighbor and seek to occupy it." A second hypothesis might be; "This country intends to attack its neighbor but withdraw." A third could be; "This country is posturing."

Then, as each bit of evidence is obtained, the analysts should try to determine whether it is consistent or inconsistent with each of the hypotheses. Eventually one or two hypotheses will claim a preponderance of evidence. An important part of this technique is to conceive of evidence that can eliminate one of the hypotheses and task collectors to find such data. Analysts will also specify which evidence, if found, would be diagnostic of one hypothesis over the others.

By following this methodology, analysts force each other to maintain an open mind about the outcome. Moreover, they are more inclined to think of a number of possibilities. Finally, they will have a means for providing persuasive warning because they can demonstrate to the policymaker, using the arrayed evidence, why they are making a particular Judgment.

Imagination. A reading of the finished intelligence that underlies most of our intelligence failures reveals a common thread over the decades — i.e., a lack of imagination. It appears that it has been impossible for analysts to imagine that, when faced with a decision, someone else might come to a different conclusion. Rather than thinking as Joe or Jane Analyst, an analyst should imagine that they were Kim Il-Sung. Would they still assess risk in the same way? Would a leader of a highly militarized, or radicalized, country be likely to make the same decisions as a GS-14 intelligence analyst with a liberal arts degree from a nice college? For a good introduction to the importance of studying leaders, analysts need only start with current literature.5 They also. should read biographies of leaders and any books written by the leaders of the countries which they are analyzing. They should examine the choices these leaders made at various times in their lives and compare and contrast them with their own instincts.

Diversity. As long as we continue to fill the analytic ranks with essentially the same kind of people — i.e., readers vs. actors, risk-avoiders vs. risk-takers, people with books smarts vs. street smarts — we are going to continue to have a diversity gap. The gap is in style as well as in culture. Again, Admiral Jeremiah, speaking of the failure to warn of the 1998 Indian nuclear test, spotted it immediately: "There is an assumption that the BJP platform would mirror Western political platforms. In other words, a politician is going to say something in his political platform leading up to the elections, but not necessarily follow through once he takes office and is exposed to the immensity of the problem. We had a mind set that said everyone else is going to work like we work."6 Admiral Jeremiah was asked if there is a lack of understanding about other cultures in the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) and, in particular, about India. His reply: "One of our recommendations is when you have significant events, you seek outside sources which would include those who have spent a good deal of time in India, including Indians, or whatever nationality or culture, could bring more understanding to bear."7

After all the lessons supposedly learned about the dangers of what observers of analytical thinking have called "mind set" and "rational actor" analysis, these two old adversaries have hit us head-on again in the analysis and lack of warning on the Indian nuclear program. Bringing diversity to the analytic effort may not guarantee success, but it needs to be tried.

How to Communicate Warning: Clarity and Persuasion

The old saw that policymakers never want to hear bad news is probably true. Who wants to hear bad news? But would the same policymakers prefer to be surprised? Of course not. Policymakers need good warning, but it must be clear and they must be persuaded. Bad news couched in mushy analysis and backed by little, but mostly ambiguous, evidence with no alternative interpretation, is a waste of everyone's time. Policymakers frequently react negatively to such messages not because they do not want to be warned, but because they see this so-called "warning" as a transparent attempt by the Intelligence Community to get on the record that it has notified the policymaker that a potential outcome is possible.

When policymakers begin to sense that this is the case, a destructive cycle begins in which the analyst and the policymaker progressively lose faith in each other. The cycle begins with the presentation of a threat judgment that is not well argued, or is based on flimsy or questionable sources. Policymakers do not accept the message. Intelligence analysts and managers then interpret this lack of acceptance as an unwillingness to hear bad news on that particular topic. The Intelligence Community then begins to believe that the policymaker is so wedded to the policy that he or she is simply rejecting the substance of the message. Intelligence managers, in an effort to offer a product that will not be rejected by their only market, are often inclined to pull their punches and leave the topic alone entirely, rather than forcing the analysts to go back and make their warning more persuasive. Analysts then begin to believe the intelligence is becoming politicized and lose faith in both their managers and the policymakers.

Policymakers need to be warned and want very much to be warned, but they require these warnings to be sound. It would be very convenient if analysts could tell the future. Will the government of Nigeria fall apart and precipitate an inter-ethnic bloodbath? Will the territorial disputes in the Spratlys lead to military conflict? Can political change evolve in Indonesia without fracturing the country? Will India and Pakistan try to avoid another war or do we have to continue to press them to talk?

However, because policymakers know that analysts, like most mortals, cannot foretell the future, they need, instead, to be persuaded by a clear articulation of rationale and evidence. While analysts are not fortunetellers, they should be able to tell the policymaker whether an outcome is becoming more or less likely, or more or less proximate. Unless analysts can demonstrate why and how the likelihood of a given event is increasing, however, their words are of little use.

Warning must be based on an array of evidence highlighting those developments that are diagnostic of the particular outcome. Consider, for example, a recent one-page Intelligence Community assessment. The names and specific situation have been deleted to protect the classification. Emphasis has been added to demonstrate a point. The piece begins with a lead sentence warning that the country in question is likely to retaliate for a recent action. But, wait. The first sentence of paragraph two says that most analysts do not believe that the country will initiate a military confrontation. Paragraph three notes, however, that a minority of analysts thinks the country is preparing to mount a conventional military operation. Those analysts who do not think there will be a military confrontation reason that it involves risk, including the possibility of incurring international condemnation. Those who think there might be a military operation cite facts on the ground, including the presence of troops at the border, more on the way, and the movement of equipment. The paper finishes, as they often do, by saying that, "We would probably have little additional warning of attack, especially if it were limited in scope." The policymaker is left to ponder; "Additional warning? Was I just warned about something? The judgments were unclear, and did not persuade me one way or another. This must be the Intelligence Community just trying to make sure. they have mentioned every possible outcome again."

Warning Signs for Policymakers: No Rigor Used Here

Looking back over the last four and a half decades of intelligence analysis that produced the prominent failures, it is possible to identify a number of phrases that are indicative of seat-of-the pants analysis, mindset, and a general lack of rigor. These glib and empty phrases often creep into intelligence writing. They are clear in one respect; they tell the policymaker to stop worrying. Policymakers should learn to recognize these suspect phrases for what they are, poor cover for a lack of analytic rigor.

Here are some of the most dangerous; policymakers beware!

  • "Neither side wants war." Or "Countries A and B would prefer to settle their differences peacefully." No kidding. The analyst is telling policymakers that one or more countries of concern actually would like to get what it wants at a low cost, say, by intimidating rather than having to risk national treasure to achieve the goal. Instead, the policymaker should expect to be told what it is these countries want; how they would they be willing to pay for what they want; and what is the evidence that neither side wants war.
  • "Country X would take such an action only as a last resort." Very interesting. How is this known? What is the evidence? What are the intermediate steps the country may take? How will policymakers know when the country in question believes it has reached the point of last resort?
  • "Leader Z has the power to crack down if things get serious." This is the old Shah of Iran warning failure language; and it is still very much in vogue. Analysts knew things could not be serious in Iran, because if they were, the Shah would crack down. The fact that he was not cracking down showed that things are not all that serious. The fallacy here, of course, is that there is no way of knowing that this is wrong analysis, that things are in fact serious, until the country collapses. The leader never cracks down, but until the collapse occurs policymakers are told that the situation is not serious.
  • "Taking this action presents too big a risk for Leader X." This, or its variants, is perhaps the all-time favorite bogus analytic line. The Chinese would not enter the Korean War because it was too risky. The Russians would not enter Afghanistan because it was too risky. Sadat would not attack the Israelis because it was too risky. All these actions were indeed risk-laden, but in each instance the failure to take action was also risky, or the potential benefits outweighed the risks. Analysts and bold leaders make different calculations and assess risks very differently.
  • "Country X may stage limited attacks." By this phrase, analysts are telling policymakers that they cannot deny that it looks like Country X is up to something, but that they cannot imagine that X will want to do much — i.e., risk very much — so policymakers should not worry about it.
  • "We cannot rule out that country or leader X will undertake a given action." This is particularly unhelpful and is seen by policymakers for what it is, a bald attempt to cover all the bases.
  • "We cannot provide unambiguous warning." Policymakers do not ask for unambiguous warning. By the time the warning is unambiguous, the situation is on the front page of the newspapers. The Intelligence Community, by contrast, is paid to deal with ambiguity and to give its best judgment of likelihood and proximity in a timely manner based on the available data.8
  • "We are unlikely to know when this happens because of collection limitations and the country's efforts at denial and deception." This is a thinly veiled attempt to write off responsibility for warning. Denial and deception has been the goal of those undertaking hostile preparations since time immemorial. It's nothing new; only the technologies and methods are new. Intelligence analysts are supposed to apply rigorous analytic techniques to uncover the intent, despite such attempts.
  • " The worst case scenario would be the following:" Or "in a worst case scenario such and such could happen." Here the analysts are saying to the policymaker that they don't really think this scenario will happen and they are not even going to bother to try to assess the likelihood, but are mentioning it so the policymakers will know they thought of it.
  • "This leader or country faces an uncertain future, daunting challenges." By this phrase, the analysts are saying that there are too many things going on to sort out today and they have no idea where this place is going .
  • "If certain conditions — often specified — develop, this leader may be tempted to undertake a certain action -­e.g., political repression, or military action." Analysts warn policymakers of this temptation because, who knows, he could give in to this temptation, although they are not saying that he would, of course. This field of Temptation Warning is relatively new.

Recommendations

After numerous studies of warning failure that pretty much have reached identical conclusions, it is time to stop tinkering around the edges. It is time to make real changes that will crack the analytic culture, provide incentives to do rigorous analysis and add some fail-safe triggers. It is time to make deep and lasting changes to the system.

The following recommendations suggest ways to overcome recurring weaknesses in analytic performance. In particular, these recommendations are designed to bring about changes that facilitate the warning mission.

Bring in more people with real world experience for temporary tours as senior analysts. The dominant analytic culture has repeatedly shown itself susceptible to lapses at critical times in understanding risk. Analysts themselves are not risk-takers and they tend to believe that world leaders are equally risk averse. Exposing them to those who have a history of professional risk-taking might open minds. In any case, the analytic process would benefit from this diversity.

Put outsiders in analytic leadership and management positions. Other government agencies benefit from the influx of new blood into their ranks with changes in Administrations and ends of tours. By contrast, intelligence agencies — except for the State Department Bureau of Intelligence and Research (INR) and, to some degree the military intelligence agencies — have ingrown bureaucracies that have become isolated and smug. A person with senior corporate strategic planning experience should be sought to manage and lead analytic efforts at the highest levels.

Establish a Chief Cop for Warning. This position would no longer be characterized as a "special adviser" to the DCI or fulfill the role of trying to cajole and convince analysts to warn. This person instead would wield clout, task studies, impose analytic rigor. Unless this individual is given line authority, the Intelligence Community's warning mission will continue to be depend on the personality of the chief warning officer.

Institute a system of accountability. When people get it wrong, take action. If the Chief Cop for Warning fails to act, he or she is out. In the intelligence business, traditionally, no one is accountable, no one is responsible. The CIA manager who led the analysis on India, for example, was recognized with an Agency-wide award less than a month after the colossal failure he led.9

Require all intelligence analysts to be trained in methodologies. All analysts must demonstrate analytic rigor to be promoted and, ultimately, to stay in the agency. Inexplicably, while all analysts in CIA's Directorate of Intelligerice were required to undergo a period of what is called "tradecraft" training in mid-decade, this extended training included not one segment on the discipline of warning. The week-long National Warning Course should be revived; it should be required of all Community analysts; and it should focus on methodologies and case studies. Senior intelligence managers should take a hands-on approach to the management of intelligence analysis and should train by example. They should demand rigor, command analysts to defend.their hypotheses and their analytic techniques, and they should not allow the unskilled or the poor performer to work on important accounts.

Finally, require all analysts to study cases of intelligence failure. This should include reading the finished intelligence produced at the time. Analysts should know the details of how these failures occurred; they should study the analysis, the evidence, and know the words that were used. They should read the words, "Exercises are more realistic than usual, but there will be no war." "Iran is not in a revolutionary, or even a pre-revolutionary state." The BJP has a more moderate constituency now that it must satisfy."10 They should be required to do a retrospective look at these cases and devise a strategy whereby the failure could have been prevented. Only by becoming familiar with the mistakes of the past, can analysts avoid repeating them.

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Notes

1. Mary McCarthy, "The National Warning System: Striving for an Elusive Goal," Defense Intelligence Journal 3-1 (1994), 5-19. [ http://cryptome.org/mccarthy-nws.htm ]

2. URL: http://www.odci.gov/cia/public_affairs/press_release/1998/jeremiah.html [Revised for current URL]. See 2 June for Jeremiah press conference; and http://web.archive.org/web/20000823230841/http://www.cdiss.org/98july2.htm [Revised for Wayback URL]: Key Findings of the Rumsfeld Commission.

3. Jeremiah press conference.

4. Rumsfeld press conference.

5. Margaret G. Herman and Joe D. Hagan, "International Decision Making: Leadership Matters" Foreign Policy, Spring 1998, 124-137.

6. Jeremiah press conference.

7. Jeremiah press conference.

8. For a discussion of the importance of timely warning, see John McCreary, "Warning Cycles," The National Warning Course: Selected Readings.

9. USA Today, June 4, 1998, page A13.

10.These quotes come from fimshed intelligence that appeared the same day as the October 1973 war began; in 1978 as the Iranian Revolution was well undenvay, and following the elections in India that brought the BJP to power in 1998.

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Author Biography

Mary O. McCarthy currently serves as a Special Assistant to the President and the Senior Director for Intelligence Programs on the National Security Council Staff From 1994-1996, she was National Intelligence Officer for Warning, and from 1991 to 1994, the Deputy NIO for Warning. Prior to her Government service, Mrs. McCarthy served in the academic and private sectors. She has a Ph.D. in African history and M.A. in Information Science from the University of Minnesota, and B.A. and M.A. degrees in history from Michigan State University.


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