Category Archives: Weird

sea monster dj

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Is this what DJ AM looked like before the gastric bypass?

Jack the Ripper: the wanted poster

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Have you seen this man?

Jack the Ripper, reconstituted

The Scotsman reports that police have reconstructed the face of that most infamous London serial killer. Unfortunately, they don’t report it in such a way as to explain on what basis they reconstructed it, so there is really no way of knowing how accurate this portrait is. “Profiling” is mentioned, but that, unfortunately, wouldn’t give you any more than the information he was a man in his thirties or forties, a loner, white, and probably a Vietnam vet with a fondness for Catcher in the Rye. Useful.

In any case, leather gays and Whitechapel whores are advised to stay indoors for the next few days, just in case.

celebrity deathmatch: Trent Reznor vs Puff Daddy

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the infamous exploding whale video

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You know you want to watch it again! It blowed up so good it got its own commemorative website! Ellee‘s right, someone should remix this to disco or Disney tunes. Paging Moby…

del.icio.us: the infamous exploding whale video

blinklist: the infamous exploding whale video

furl: the infamous exploding whale video

Digg it: the infamous exploding whale video

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Stumble it: the infamous exploding whale video

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Technorati me!

handy Pete Doherty arrest report template

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Pete, you're looking rode hard and put away wet! 

With a little tweaking this could work for George Michael, too. From commenter Gabe over on Gawker’s post about Doherty’s latest drug bust. Seriously, I think it must be some other dude who got Kate Moss pregnant; surely by now his body is incapable of producing anything but crack-flavoured vomit.

FROM NME.COM
POST DATE __/__/__ __:__ GMT

PETE DOHERTY ARRESTED ON DRUGS CHARGES FOR ________

Pete Doherty was arrested yesterday (______ __) for ________ possession.

Police stopped the Babyshambles singer as he was driving a _______ at __.__am in London’s _______ district

Doherty was arrested on suspicion of possession ______.

There were ____ other passengers in the car who were also arrested and later bailed, reports ____.

All ____ were released from _______ police station pending analysis of “substances recovered”, a spokesman said.

Doherty was released on police bail until ______.

The singer is due in court later this month over a previous drugs sentencing.