"Talk, fantasies, sucking fucking and crying" at A Deserted and Peaceful on June 25th from whenever the hell to whenever the fuck? I am so there.
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Category Archives: Weird
Your Daily Squid
From the Stick Figures in Peril pool on Flickr, via BoingBoing.
WWFSMWear?
Perhaps He would wear this spiffy Flying Spaghetti Monster Crocheted Hat. Self-referential, sure, but great for keeping the ol’ strands cosy and dry.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster Hat
The Pope has a special hat. Rabbis have special hats. Rastafarians have special hats. Why not Pastafarians?
This hat is crocheted (I assume you could knit something similar). Unfortunately, I don’t how to write patterns — my grandma taught me how to crochet in a rather freeform manner (she also made the best spaghetti and meatballs, EVER – coincidence?). So here’s a very rough guide…
Now put on your hat and waggle your noodly appendages in His name — you’re warm, blessed, and look like a complete dork. AMEN.
I’m sure she meant to say RAmen.
Meanwhile, I think we can see in this video an unheralded, early sighting of FSM Himself. His vengence is terrible: I miss the Swedish Chef so much…
Operation Global Media Domination: Operation Undead
Even when I am operating without benefit of electricity I still get 600 hits! Awesome, let's see Graydon Carter match that! Sure, he'd win the plaid pants modeling contest, but will that get you hits? Not unless they can do something A) orgasmic and upload the video or B) amusing with Diet Coke and Mentos.
In related news I note with some pride that ten people found their way to this blog the other day by googling "Self-aggrandizement." No idea why it led here…
topiary
Next week I shall present you with something authentically Vancouver, and authentically shocking. Until then, this will have to do.
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