Drinking Out of Cups, Lovin’ the Seahorses

Hey, who doesn’t love the seahorses? You don’t love seahorses? Yeah? Well, fuck you.

via Buzzfeed

everything you wanted to know about Canada but were afraid to ask

Yep, that’s pretty much exactly it: everything you wanted to know about Canada but were afraid to ask, delivered by the funniest man Canada has ever produced, Rick Mercer.

Any questions?

Christian Bale the Dance Remix

What could be more perfect? It’s Christian Bale‘s pottymouthed rant from last summer, remixed and set to a bouncy dance beat. Positively Beyonce-worthy! Click and enjoy, but make sure your boss is either not around or stone deaf first!

via thelondonblog

If, by chance, you can’t stop till you get enough, there’s another one with original lyrics at HolyMoly.

Star Trek A Team

Star Trek is, as it always has been, one series and one series only: the one called Star Trek. The Alpha series.

It doesn’t need any dangling modifiers; doesn’t need any TLA’s. It’s Star Trek, bitches, the one and only.

The A Team.

And this is the video that proves it:

I pity the fool that talks illogical!

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Hell, this offer is nearly unspeakable! Particularly after the Snuggie Lawyers (TM) get ahold of it!

Plagued by drafts? Chilled to the bone? Frozen out by business contacts, loved ones and fantasy objects alike? Just work it, using the patented technology and hawt couture of the WTF Blanket!

Yet another item that didn’t make the cut at the parenting blog, for obvious reasons. Well, actually it was the poor little doggie thing. No dog would wear that; they all have too much self-respect!

Oh, wait

Pity poor Cindy the Poodle