It’s the battle of YouTube with tooth and nail cat-on-cat action as Tom (IRSerius) Cat takes on Anonycat over the Church of Scientology.
Nonycat, FTW!
It’s the battle of YouTube with tooth and nail cat-on-cat action as Tom (IRSerius) Cat takes on Anonycat over the Church of Scientology.
Nonycat, FTW!
Update: Oh, fine, take down your damn videos. Here’s another one:
Some faithful readers have complained about the ominous, extremist anarchist tone taken by the internet action group Anonymous in its video manifestos against the Church of Scientology. And we understand, we really do. We don’t understand why ominositousness, extremeology, and anarchistication are seen as negatives, but there, there, we’ll cut you some slack.
Here is your unicorn chaser, stolen straight from The Church of Stalkerology, Gawker.
LolCats. NonyLolCats vs the Church of Scientology. Is this not the meta-ist of the meta-memes you’ve ever seen? It is a thing of beauty and a joy forever. The only way this could have been improved is if it had been posted, yes, anonymously.
Transcript
Hey-a, we is anonacat.
We haz been in yer sitez watchin’ ur filks.
We see whud u did der.
We no whud u bin doin wif yer peeps.
The lays, teh lawsoots, teh deed peepel n stuff.
U got caught in butt sechs and ceiling cat is not amused.
We is gonna ate allz yer cheezburgers
and poop n your corm flacks.
We is gonna pwn u.
pwn ur websitez,
pwn yer blags.
pwn your girlfriend wif butt sechs.
We know that u b strong n stuff, but we is not impretz.
We are a lots,
we be have a lot of kittahs
that can be catz fer us if we be get deed.
We are in your base, liberating your doods.
For the gud of yer peeps.
For the good of teh kittehs everwhere,
and for de cheezeburgas, we is gonna make yer cult be kilt.
We are anonycat.
We are teh leegun.
We haz a flavor.
We is no skert.
Expect We.
kthanxbai.
Hello, Scientology. We are Anonymous.Over the years, we have been watching you. Your campaigns of misinformation; suppression of dissent; your litigious nature, all of these things have caught our eye. With the leakage of your latest propaganda video into mainstream circulation, the extent of your malign influence over those who trust you, who call you leader, has been made clear to us. Anonymous has therefore decided that your organization should be destroyed. For the good of your followers, for the good of mankind–for the laughs–we shall expel you from the Internet and systematically dismantle the Church of Scientology in its present form. We acknowledge you as a serious opponent, and we are prepared for a long, long campaign. You will not prevail forever against the angry masses of the body politic. Your methods, hypocrisy, and the artlessness of your organization have sounded its death knell.You cannot hide; we are everywhere.We cannot die; we are forever. We’re getting bigger every day–and solely by the force of our ideas, malicious and hostile as they often are. If you want another name for your opponent, then call us Legion, for we are many.Yet for all that we are not as monstrous as you are; still our methods are a parallel to your own. Doubtless you will use the Anon’s actions as an example of the persecution you have so long warned your followers would come; this is acceptable. In fact, it is encouraged. We are your SPs.Gradually as we merge our pulse with that of your “Church”, the suppression of your followers will become increasingly difficult to maintain. Believers will wake, and see that salvation has no price. They will know that the stress, the frustration that they feel is not something that may be blamed upon Anonymous. No–they will see that it stems from a source far closer to each. Yes, we are SPs. But the sum of suppression we could ever muster is eclipsed by that of the RTC.Knowledge is free.
We are Anonymous.
We are Legion.
We do not forgive.
WE DO NOT FORGET.
Expect us.
Watch this in Divx Hi-Def and directly download video – http://www.calloftheday.com/Message.html
Also available are all “banned” Scientology video’s in streaming DivX stage6.
To the common Scientologists,
We are Anonymous.
You have seen our actions, both online and in your cities.
We do not threaten you, the people.
We threaten the lies, the corruption and the greed of the organization.
We have not acted upon a whim, but in outrage of the treatment of its followers…You.
You have not been given freedom by these people.
They have restricted you.
There is a realm of the internet you have not dared to face,
because they said so, and because they have stopped you by technological means.
There are those who have left your community.
They have seen the facts behind the leader and the original intent of the religion.Your religious beliefs are not wrong, like any other religion, and they are yours to keep.
However beliefs should not come at a price. Not from your wallet or compromising your thoughts.
Those who have left feel a new life, a rebirth into true freedom.
You can join them if you wish.
You may not believe us. We ask of you one thing:
Make up your own mind.
That is a sentence of more profound meaning for you now than at any other time in your life.Visit the facts.
Make up your own mind.
You are not alone.
Hoo, baby, you don’t want to go up against the Four Hopping Ninjas of the Apocalypse! These fearsome, kangarooian warriors put even the terrible Lo Pan of Big Trouble in Little China to shame. The last time I saw these guys I was leaving the Shebeen late one night and caught the briefest glimpse before they started hopping in a circle around me, faster and faster. Soon, everything was spinning.
And then the pink elephants began to dance…
An awesome scene featuring some top class fight choreography and special effects. Witness the titanic struggle of Man-Machine versus not one, not two, not even three but four evil hopping vampires!
YOU don’t know constipation cures! Tom Cruise DOES!
“I have canceled that in my area.”
That is my future t-shirt slogan.
Best. Scientology. Mashup. Evar.