Yes, we can fly
Yes, we can fly. And score from there.
Want to know what Americans can do? See the gossip links over the jump.
Canadians: is there anything they CAN’T do?
Situation Room Normal, All Fucked Up
Situation Room Normal All Fucked Up
Or: SrNAFU.
As you can see from the above, newly-discovered image, the White House press secretary’s office has been going into overdrive, frantically and retroactively photoshopping people into the iconic Situation Room image in which, this blog revealed yesterday, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton was invisible because she was a vampire. The female aide at the back of the room was also invisible, since of course she, too, belongs to the race of Amazonian Undead which has seized control of the State Department.
As for the Situation, it can only get better.
hat tip CamCavers
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a Mother’s Day Serenade
I THINK this comes from Korea, but what the hell do I know? Except ain’t no way North American kids would sit still long enough to learn this unless it was a kind of video game.
Doesn’t that bring a tear to your eye? Now that you can’t see, it’s time to turn to today’s Mother’s Day themed Celebrity gossip links:
Mother’s Day, Canuck style
My hockey mom can kick your hockey mom's ass
This is where shit gets real on Mother’s Day in Canuckistan. You might not know it, but Canadians are intensely competitive, most particularly on holidays such as Mother’s Day. First comes the Stanley Cupcake bake-off, followed by the face-off, followed by the gloves-off rumble, followed by, of course, the afterparty,
Seal, Clubbing
seal clubbing.
The Truth About Hillary Clinton!
Hillary Clinton cannot be captured in photographs!
Oh, the lamestream media has gotten their greedy, cover-uppy little claws on this shocking photoevidence and their appallingly tepid attempts to spin are fully steaming ahead. According to the Daily What (part of the shady icanhascheezburger network, and are we really sure Rupert Murdoch doesn’t have his fingers in that pie? Hmmmmm?) this series of pictures shows that cultist Israelites made Hillary Clinton vanish from a photo she was in.
Au contraire, mister cheezburger, au contraire.
What it actually proves is that Secretary of State Hillary Clinton (aka Hillary Rodham, aka Hillary Rodham Clinton) cannot, outside of the carefully controlled environs of the White House PR Department, be photographed. Obviously, the top photo is the original which was mistakenly sent out on the wires, and the below, now-iconic image, is the official White House version, sent out only after artful photoshopping to make the S of S visible on film, which she normally is not.
As for conclusions, there can be only one, and it can come as no surprise to anyone who’s followed this woman’s career over the past two decades.
Hillary Clinton is of the Undead.
They took images of Ye Xiangting with other people. They were stunned when the other people showed up in the computer images, but not Ye. Ye Xiangting seemed to have “disappeared” from the photos. In the end, the staff had to give up.——————————————————————————————…Maybe he’s a vampire?Posted by Jackie on Fri Jan 13, 2006 at 01:56 PM
No, Jackie, I don’t think he is.Since he is Chinese, if he was a vampire, he would bounce up and down or across the countryside like a kangaroo. There’s no mention of that in the article.
Logical.
Related articles
- Some Stories Are Too Good To Be True: Mierle Ukeles & Hillary Clinton (theawl.com)
- Hillary Clinton Photostopped Out Of Iconic Situation Room Photograph (outsidethebeltway.com)
- Hillary Clinton Totally Looks Like Chucky (totallylookslike.icanhascheezburger.com)
- MYSTERY: What’s On The Blurred Out Document In Front Of Hillary Clinton In The Situation Room?? (businessinsider.com)
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