I would hereby like to offer my firstborn child to the person who can make this image tileable. You can have the second one too, if you can animate it.
Does anyone have a decoder ring handy?
John Cusack, you’re a nut. I love you. Never change. But in future, could you provide Cusack to English translations of your notes? Thanks, signed, a grateful planet.
Besides. everyone knows pigs can fly, but they need to be in a proper kennel and stored under the seat in front of you. Duh.
Now that we’ve got that cleared up, here are the celebrity gossip links for today.
Meme vs Meme
I love both of these memes, but I just can’t make up my mind which I like more. Or which I identify with more. Help me decide: is it to be Courage Wolf or Sexually Oblivious Rhino which becomes the mascot of the ol’ raincoaster blog?
OR
What say you all?
Quiz: Which Royal is For You?
I got this (sadly unembeddable) quiz from Archie, and it is, let me put this plainly, the fucking shizznit. I mean, how did it know that Carl Philip and I were destined for one another (and who wants to break it to the poor boy?)? I’m looking forward to a royal wedding of my own, very soon. You’re all invited, as long as you’re bringing us something in a bottle for the pressie.
Saturday Night, and the House is Rocking!
Or is that “The Home”?
You may not think you want to click that, but you really, really do, and then you want to look at the audience. When did the Bay City Rollers ever play Victoria, the burb known as “God’s Waiting Room”?
Also, Ann-Margret, you’re darling, but you cannot sing. Please, please stop trying.
Also also, isn’t it time the hipsters revived the plaid-trimmed culottes look? Seriously, let’s make this happen.
To other people.
Speaking of celebrities and other people, here are your Monday gossip links from around the web. Click over the jump for all the juicy linkness.







