Little Gordon Ramsay

Awwwww, isn’t Little Gordon here adorable? A chip off the old blockhead! If Cthulhu and I ever had a love/hatefuck child, he’d turn out just like this, I’m sure.

You can watch all three videos over at TeenyManolo, yo.

Sleepless in Strathcona

Sleepless!

Ugh.

Work.

It’s 3:37am and I just finished my work, which wouldn’t be so bad except that I started at 9am yesterday.

At least with all the salt mining I may be able to buy a faster computer!

Comme J’ai Mal by Mylene Farmer

Given the transition of Faceless Day into a new face for raincoaster, this seems like a good time to introduce this video by Franco-Canuck Mylene Farmer. It’s the first song that made me aware of her, and it only did that because of the awesome power of this particular video, which just happens to be near-perfect.

Sorry, my French is a bit rusty, but I think you get the gist.

why I hate Chihuahuas

Frank is just the tip of the iceberg, trust me on this. You turn your back on those malformed little rodents and they will EAT YOU ALIVE! Chihuahuas are evil!

Derphuahua

Derphuahua

Evil Chihuahua trading card

Evil Chihuahua trading card

According to conventional zoology, Chihuahuas have no natural enemies. Fortunately, those of us less constrained by scientific orthodoxy know that there an ancient enemy, one last, desperate hope for a world facing certain destruction!

this one’s not going on the parenting blog

Married To The Sea
Yup. Just no.