I Wish I Was a Lesbian and Not a Hetero

Continuing Canadian Gay Chick Day on the raincoaster blog, here’s a perky Loudon Wainright tune. I’m pretty sure Canadian Gay Chick Day is a national holiday or something and it’s not just because I got it into my head when I was at Tinseltown. Isn’t it the Out on Screen Festival as well?

I applied for a job there once, but I was too breeder. Oh well. They were nice about it but basically told me if they had ANY gays apply, they’d go ahead of me in the queue.

Which reminds me of an old Starbucks story, but that’s perhaps for later. It appears the experiment to sleep at “night” and be awake in the “daytime” has been a failure.

kd lang does Sesame Street’s greatest song, “I Love Trash”

cybermen vs daleks

What’s that coming over the hill? Is it a monster?

Short answer: YES

Long answer: But it won’t allow embedding, so fuckit. Here’s another video:

Does that woman ever close her mouth? I mean, seriously, ever?

pepe the prawn on the latest dvd offerings

Prawn, Squid, what’s the diff, when it come down to the cool factor?

Operation Global Media Domination: the chronological logical

TIALike anything timed to a clock makes sense!

Here I am trying, seriously, seriously trying to crank my internal clock around to that of a “normal” person’s, and I’m checking the hits at 2:30 in the morning and thinking “well fuck that!”

There’s a reason they called it a Clockwork Orange.

(OT: there’s also a reason Charo’s hits go up at night)