Trojan Assplosion: insert obscure classical reference here

The Trojan nuclear reactor cooling tower on the Hood River in Oregon goes down. Just like it was aspozed to.

No Muslims were harmed during the making of this video.

Just a note; isn't it odd that the screaming doesn't start until they hear the big BOOM, several seconds after they see the explosion? I wonder what that means…

Operation Global Media Domination: The Search for Meaning

TIASo these are some of the searches that led to my blog. I tell you, that Beautiful Agony post is the underpaid illegal immigrant on which this blog depends. 

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Mulroney and Kerry: the lost years

Wow, didn't they used to be hip, back in the Sixties? Who knew they played backup on Louie, Louie! Here they are, flanking the other Kingsmen; does this mean Kerry's in favour of a monarchy?

YouPrez: A Challenge to the Blogosphere

Isn't this a Hugh Grant movie? YouTube has announced YouPrez; make a platform for your own presidential campaign, film a PSA/commercial for it, and post it on YouTube. Tag it "Youprez" and votes will be cast. I dunno what you get if you win…maybe Puerto Rico? Could be worse; have you ever been to Guam?

Payday Yay!!!

Can you tell I'm a writer? Let's test your knowledge of the writer's life.

I come into some money and I Writer Writingimmediately go to:

A) the grocery store, for some much-needed foodstuffs

B) the bank machine, to pay off my bills

or

C) the bookstore for Jared Diamond's Collapse: How Societies Choose to Fail or Succeed, Masterpieces of Murder: The Best True Crime Writing from the Greatest Chroniclers of Murder, and Susanna Clarke's Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell for an aggregate of 2104 pages; thence to the liquor store for a bottle of Jackson-Triggs 2004 Proprietor's Grand Reserve Sauvignon Blanc; and thence to a restaurant, albeit one where they ask if that's for here or to go. I'm feeling flush, so, throwing caution to the winds and carpeing diem for everything I'm worth, I ask for extra hot sauce and a beef, rather than vegetarian burrito.

La vie Boheme ain't what it used to be.