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Another Windsor hits the headlines

   Honorary Lance Corporal William Windsor was
   stripped of his rank this week after attacking
   the arse of a military drummer. The regimental
   goat of the 1st Battalion Royal Welch regiment,
   otherwise known as “Billy”, refused to march
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What do you call an unemployed goat? Billy Idol.
What do you call a goat at sea? Billy Ocean.
What do you call a goat that mimes? Billi Vanilli.
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       >> Don\’t look back in anger <<
       Christina Aguilera needs charm school

   Christina Aguilera has always had a diva
   attitude – arriving hours late for everything,
   big demands, feuds with everyone from Mariah
   to Kelly Osbourne.

   Now with the release of her new album she\’s
   learned a new trick. During promo interviews
   she\’s refused to look at any journalist.
   Instead, the diva insists that the interview,
   for which she\’s usually two to four hours late,
   takes place in a dimly lit room, where she sits
   and stares in the other direction completely
   to the journalists while they ask, and she
   answers, questions.

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Hoffwatch: Dave is today receiving treatment at St
Thomas\’ Hospital, after leaving the Sanderson Hotel
in an ambulance. He "cut himself shaving", apparently.
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       >> Belgian buffoonery <<
       Jean-Claude just can\’t kick the habit
“,1] ); //–>   and stay in line during the parade at the
   Episkopi garrison, Cyprus, and ended up
   headbutting a group of military drummers before
   attacking them with his horns.

   Now bad boy Billy has been demoted and has lost
   the perks of his rank, such as being saluted.

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What do you call an unemployed goat? Billy Idol.
What do you call a goat at sea? Billy Ocean.
What do you call a goat that mimes? Billi Vanilli.