quiz: which cryptid are you?

We all know what a cryptid is, don’t we? Well we should look it up, then!

This cannot be accurate: why would I not have been the Kraken? Obviously there’s a flaw in the code!

You scored as Nessie (Loch Ness Monster). You are Nessie. You are a highly sought after cryptid that loves the water. A skeleton of you has finally been found at Loch Ness, which is your home. Your cousin Ogopogo lives in Lake Okanagan in Canada.

Nessie (Loch Ness Monster)
100%
Thylacine (Tasmanian Tiger)
67%
Bigfoot
67%
Beast of Gevaudan
58%
Giant Octopus
50%

What cryptid are you?
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I much prefer this one: Which Superhero Are You?

You scored as El Zorro. Zorro is the bane of the corrupt officials of Old California, a Spanish Robin Hood, a cavalier caballero who robs from the rich, gives to the poor, and always leaves his trademark “Z” behind as a reminder that when the people need him, he will always appear on his black stallion.

El Zorro
96%
Batman, the Dark Knight
83%
Captain Jack Sparrow
71%
Indiana Jones
67%
Neo, the “One”
67%
Lara Croft
58%
James Bond, Agent 007
54%
The Amazing Spider-Man
50%
William Wallace
50%
Maximus
46%
The Terminator
33%

Which Action Hero Would You Be? v. 2.0
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hymns of the 49th parallel: Simple and Love is Everything by kd lang

Hymns of the 49th Parallel is possibly the most perfect album Canada has ever produced, and this two-song promotional video may just be beautiful enough to do it justice. I’ve followed kd lang since she was a two-bit Edith Prickley impersonator bopping around on Tommy Hunter‘s show [originally wrote "bopping around on Tommy Hunter" but realized that, to non-Canadians, this would give entirely the wrong impression!] and her voice has just gotten better over time. This lovely black and white video brings these two lovely and contemplative songs to life in a uniquely Canadian way. I hope you like them (if you can’t hear them, go somewhere you can; don’t just sit there!).

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sexytime with Mahatma Gandhi, pole dancer

Looks like YouTube got their caca together and fixed itself right on time; if it had been otherwise, I could never have brought you the following unique treasure, this retsina for your retinas, this Everclear for your eyeballs, this sulphuric acid for your synapses.

Ladies and gentlemen, behold the great Mahatma Gandhi, one of the 20th Century’s most inspiring and important figures, stripping and making sweet, sweet love to the pole, for your sick pleasure.

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pic o’ the day: the Communist Party!

those Communists really know how to party!

Another brilliant Threadless tee, stolen from Happy Atom.

Way funnier than those prim damn Republicans, eh?

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