raincoaster, caught on film!
08 Sep 2009 22 Comments
in Allegory, Blogathon, Blogging, Cryptids, Dating, Hoaxes, Royal Society of Unicorn Watchers, Unicorn Chaser, Weird, fairies, lol
Contrary to the rumours going around, I do in fact register on film and even show up in mirrors from time to time, though never for very long, lest I shatter the glass. I learned my lesson from that portrait session; replacing lenses is pricey!
So her is a shot of me and my pal Uni Corn at Workspace (RIP), just to prove that not only can we both be caught on film, but also nuts to all the people who say I no longer qualify for hanging out with unicorns, so there nyeah. I am a Charter Member of the Royal Society of Unicorn Watchers, I’ll have you know.
He says: “Web Cafes are a great place to pick up chicks” and we all know that chicks love a unicorn!
We are currently in discussions to form an alliance against the Meerkat Conspiracy. Will keep you informed! A coalition of unicorns, fairies, and raincoaster’s army would be insurmountable!
So to speak.
Sep 08, 2009 @ 19:18:25
Good that you had your back turned. Wouldn’t want you to have to replace any more lenses.
Sep 08, 2009 @ 19:30:14
Woo Hoo! Wanna go for a ride?
Sep 08, 2009 @ 19:47:04
I know he’s no narwhal, but then when have I ever been a size queen?
Sep 08, 2009 @ 22:07:08
Beware! I’m sure I saw that guy come out of a Unicorns Anonymous meeting. He got a cabbie in trouble for a 213.4(a)violation: Failing to Stop for a Unicorn.
Sep 08, 2009 @ 22:15:07
So unicorns are playing with photoshop now – - -
Sep 08, 2009 @ 22:17:32
Failing to stop for a unicorn? WHO would do such a thing???
Archie, what do you mean “photoshop?”
Sep 08, 2009 @ 22:25:13
We all know the raincoaster cannot be photographed (despite her protestations) so Uni musta used photoshop to create that image. There are photographs of him all over, self-important twit that he is. He’s got a medium sized horn and he thinks that makes him better than the rest of us!
Sep 08, 2009 @ 23:12:22
On Facebook Stiletto Girl asked me to confirm that there was no octopus underneath the desk. I can lie to Facebook, but I can’t lie to you; I will not comment on the presence or absence of Cthuloid life-forms under that desk. Nope, will NOT comment.
Sep 09, 2009 @ 01:30:35
The usually incisive Monsieur AerChie seems to be under some kind of Rightist misDirection
Next, if that kindly Mr Rudd-Creature does to AustraAalia what Mr Brown (Saviour of the West’s Financial System)has done to Britain, M A will be heard muttering “Come Back, Mr Howard, all is forgiven”
As a Free-Spirited Anarchist, Her Grace la Marchionesse R-Coastère appeareth on the Left in one of her Disguises, wearing the Unicorn Boots stolen from :
http://archiearchive.wordpress.com/2009/09/09/a-ringer/
ScHocking
Sep 09, 2009 @ 14:15:23
rain– Although I’m in full support of taking on the Meerkats (the little standy-uppy weasel-lookin’ bastards), and I’m aware of the adage, “The enemy of my enemy is my friend,” I gotta draw the line at the uni-(photobombing)corns. They’re nothing but effete prancing glitter pigs.
Sep 09, 2009 @ 17:42:21
But…but…that’s what I love about them! I’m a Unicorn hag from way back.
Sep 09, 2009 @ 18:26:05
Good God, rain! They shit rainbows! I’m speechless.
Sep 09, 2009 @ 19:30:06
They shit rainbows. And you know what you find at the other end of the rainbow? Gold, THAT’s what!
Sep 09, 2009 @ 19:35:38
But that’s leprechaun gold! It’s cursed if you take it!
Sep 09, 2009 @ 19:43:57
Lookee. There should be no question that a unibombercorn shat here. They’re as evil as evil gets, putting leprechauns down the crapper and all.
Sep 10, 2009 @ 14:44:47
Isn’t that where you’re supposed to keep them?
Sep 10, 2009 @ 16:42:44
Tá tú imithe agus déanta é! Féach leat i ifreann!
Sep 11, 2009 @ 23:35:42
Yes, quite so
Sep 12, 2009 @ 10:34:22
True enough. The power supply in the laptop died.
Sep 14, 2009 @ 05:18:25
I once took a tour of workspace and thought of signing up there. Cool place to work. What’s with the (r.i.p.)? Did they go belly up? When? Why? My impression was they were doing really well. Sad, if true.
Sep 15, 2009 @ 18:07:27
They went under. The site says “the business model proved unviable” or something like that, although The Network Hub seems to be entirely full right now. Truth is, they could probably make more by just splitting the space up into four tiny apartments and renting them out. Sadly missed; every sunset I look outside and think how I’d love to be watching it from the Workspace windows.
There are a lot of rumours going around: that the owner’s left the country ahead of enraged creditors, that he’s down with mono, that he’s got the Hamthrax, that…you name it. I dunno what he’s up to, but I DO know he tried to mislead me that last night into thinking they were still going to be around; stupid, since my best friend broke the news the very next morning. The closure was not conducted with honour, in my opinion, and it’s my understanding that people who paid with credit cards got refunds for future months, while people who paid cash (including my friends) did not.