Quiz Fun: Ancient Kansans

Here is the old Grade 7 exam from Salina, Kansas, in 1895. If you failed it the first time, they let you take it again in Grade 8, which was nice of them. And that, basically, was the extent of education at the time.

KansansWhat’s really interesting about this, besides the fact that hardly anybody could pass it nowadays, is how different our terms of reference are. Check out Arithmetic question 5, ferinstance. Find cost of 6720 lbs. coal at $6.00 per ton. Well, back in the day they charged fractional rates for fractional amounts. Now, we live in an age where one second over the hour means you pay for a whole hour’s parking; one ounce over a ton, and you pay for a whole ton. I wonder how long it took the world to become so efficiently marginalized.

I note also that even then kids were not being taught about the War of 1812. One rises above the opportunity to take a cheap shot. No, one doesn’t.

They’re going to need all of those 11 armed battleships, and they are still going to lose, just like last time.

Grammar (Time, one hour)
1. Give nine rules for the use of Capital Letters.
2. Name the Parts of Speech and define those that have no modifications.
3. Define Verse, Stanza and Paragraph.
4. What are the Principal Parts of a verb? Give Principal Parts of do, lie, lay and run.
5. Define Case, Illustrate each Case.
6. What is Punctuation? Give rules for principal marks of Punctuation.
7-10. Write a composition of about 150 words and show therein that you understand the practical use of the rules of grammar.

Arithmetic (Time, 1.25 hours)
1. Name and define the Fundamental Rules of Arithmetic.
2. A wagon box is 2 ft. deep, 10 feet long, and 3 ft. wide. How many bushels of wheat will it hold?
3. If a load of wheat weighs 3942 lbs., what is it worth at 50cts. per bu, deducting 1050 lbs. for tare?
4. District No. 33 has a valuation of $35,000. What is the necessary levy to carry on a school seven months at $50 per month, and have $104 for incidentals?
5. Find cost of 6720 lbs. coal at $6.00 per ton.
6. Find the interest of $512.60 for 8 months and 18 days at 7 percent.
7. What is the cost of 40 boards 12 inches wide and 16 ft. long at $.20 per inch?
8. Find bank discount on $300 for 90 days (no grace) at 10 percent.
9. What is the cost of a square farm at $15 per acre, the distance around which is 640 rods?
10.Write a Bank Check, a Promissory Note, and a Receipt.

U.S. History (Time, 45 minutes)
1. Give the epochs into which U.S. History is divided.
2. Give an account of the discovery of America by Columbus.
3. Relate the causes and results of the Revolutionary War.
4. Show the territorial growth of the United States.
5. Tell what you can of the history of Kansas.
6. Describe three of the most prominent battles of the Rebellion.
7. Who were the following: Morse, Whitney, Fulton, Bell, Lincoln, Penn, and Howe?
8. Name events connected with the following dates: 1607, 1620, 1800, 1849, and 1865?

Orthography (Time, one hour)
1. What is meant by the following: Alphabet, phonetic orthography, etymology, syllabication?
2. What are elementary sounds? How classified?
3. What are the following, and give examples of each: Trigraph, subvocals, diphthong, cognate letters, linguals?
4. Give four substitutes for caret ‘u’.
5. Give two rules for spelling words with final ‘e’. Name two exceptions under each rule.
6. Give two uses of silent letters in spelling. Illustrate each.
7. Define the following prefixes and use in connection with a word: Bi, dis, mis, pre, semi, post, non, inter, mono, super.
8. Mark diacritically and divide into syllables the following, and name the sign that indicates the sound: Card, ball, mercy, sir, odd, cell, rise, blood, fare, last.
9. Use the following correctly in sentences, Cite, site, sight, fane, fain, feign, vane, vain, vein, raze, raise, rays.
10.Write 10 words frequently mispronounced and indicate pronunciation by use of diacritical marks and by syllabication.

Geography (Time, one hour)
1. What is climate? Upon what does climate depend?
2. How do you account for the extremes of climate in Kansas?
3. Of what use are rivers? Of what use is the ocean?
4. Describe the mountains of N.A.
5. Name and describe the following: Monrovia, Odessa, Denver, Manitoba, Hecla, Yukon, St. Helena, Juan Fermandez, Aspinwall and Orinoco.
6. Name and locate the principal trade centers of the U.S.
7. Name all the republics of Europe and give capital of each.
8. Why is the Atlantic Coast colder than the Pacific in the same latitude?
9. Describe the process by which the water of the ocean returns to the sources of rivers.
10.Describe the movements of the earth. Give inclination of the earth.

The top of the test states > “EXAMINATION GRADUATION QUESTIONS OF SALINE COUNTY, KANSAS
April 13, 1895 J.W. Armstrong, County Superintendent.Examinations at Salina, New Cambria, Gypsum City, Assaria, Falun, Bavaria, and District No. 74 (in Glendale Twp.)”

According to the Smoky Valley Genealogy Society, Salina, Kansas “this test is the original eighth-grade final exam for 1895 from Salina, KS. An interesting note is the fact that the county students taking this test were allowed to take the test in the 7th grade, and if they did not pass the test at that time, they were allowed to re-take it again in the 8th grade.”

Bienvenue, and better luck this time?

As someone once said, the fin is coming early this siècle. Or do they just do this every 200 or so years automatically?

For the first time since 1817, U.S. Coast Guard vessels on the Great Lakes are being outfitted with weapons – machine-guns capable of firing 600 bullets a minute. The Rush-Bagot Treaty of 1817 allowed each country to station four vessels, each equipped with an 18-pound cannon, to safeguard the Great Lakes. A spokesman for the U.S. Coast Guard, Petty Officer William Colclough, said they will be stored below decks on the coast guard’s 11 Great Lakes cutters and will be mounted only when needed.

They really do need help in those schools. Eleven, four, different. But who’s counting? How long till they pull a Grenada in Wasaga Beach?

“Certainly the Great Lakes [have] not had any military vessels stationed on [them] since – gosh, really since the advent of that treaty.”

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Quiz Fun with Ann Coulter

You know her; she’s the shrill, brittle Republican chick. No, not that one; you’re thinking of Mary Matalin. The other shrill, brittle Republican chick; the deep-fried blonde, bleached to a middle-aged semblence of desirability, fake & bake tanned to leathery perfection, starved to the point of Brancusi-like cuddliness. If she fell against a table she wouldn’t bruise; she’d chip. THAT one. If you’re Canadian, you may recall the time she so ably represented the US education system by maintaining, against even our polite CBC moderator’s spoken objections, that the Canadian military fought alongside the Americans in Vietnam. Vietnam, Korea, I guess they all look alike, right?

The Ann Coulter Quiz from Esquire, via Minor Tweaks via Gawker.

The Ann Coulter Quiz
From a feature in April’s Esquire in which semi-famous women give men romantic advice:

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“Ann Coulter: When we’re telling you about our day, pretend there’s going to be a quiz later.”

1. For breakfast, did I have …

a.) eggs and toast
b.) strawberry yogurt
c.) an English muffin
d.) the still-beating heart of a newborn lamb washed down with the bitter tears of the world’s poor

2. Did I research my next column by …

a.) considering others’ opinions before reaching my own
b.) engaging in civil discussion with a friend
c.) meditating on what really matters
d.) recycling the same jingoistic nonsense, but inserting different racially offensive epithets and new historical inaccuracies

3.) How did I spend the rest of my day?

a.) Apologizing profusely for making our nation’s discourse less reasoned and more hateful
b.) Scolding myself mercilessly for appealing to the comfortable prejudices of the least-thoughtful among us
c.) Searching my soul for some lonely glimmer of humanity
d.) none of the above

Operation Global Media Domination: Searching for Meaning

TIAI love this little statcounter feature that lets you see what searches people found the blog through. Mr. Cocaine Corner sent me five readers yesterday and gave me a trackback, which must leave him with mixed emotions at best. I really hope he blogs from “inside.” If it’s rehab, it’ll be educational for all the cokeheads who read the blog; if it’s prison, ditto. Plus bonus voyeur value, which was always a big part of Cocaine Corner’s appeal.

Behold the searches that led people to my blog yesterday. It’s tempting to treat them like those exercises we used to get in English class, where there’s a list of “new” words and we had to use each of them in a sentence. I, being somewhat smartassish even as a child, used to put them all in one endless run-on sentence, not that I ever do that kind of thing lately, or even merely recently, but it sure is tempting.

Nothing on Clay Aiken nekkid? I guess the Claymates have given up, broken-hearted.

“aki beam” Either Aki has a fanclub or she’s got an ego on her, because this is like the third or fourth time she’s searched for herself.
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does curling happen only at the olympics I feel confident that this query came from neither Canada nor Scotland.
Lysol Feminine Hygiene
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fungi Yeah, I’m known for my fungi
colossal squid 2006 And my squid.