I disagree strongly with the websites calling this a “freakout.”
A freakout is ripping your extensions out and beating up your guitarist with drumsticks while tearfully screaming at the audience “You just don’t get it! You just don’t love me enough!”
Having to hold up your strapless dress, forgetting the words to a song, and running offstage in tears is simply having a Blonde Moment. Hell, Dolly Parton split her dress right up the middle and merely borrowed a coat to go onstage to collect her Grammy; that, ladies and gentlemen, is the difference between a pro and a flash in the pan. Actually, come to think of it, Jessica’s the only one who hasn’t flashed lately. Give it five minutes, though.
Not very, it seems. Don’t tell Guido; if word gets out, he’ll never hire me! And for the love ofGod don’t tell Steven L: he’ll probably stick me in Gitmo “just in case.”
You are 66% English.
Getting there. You may wish to pay attention to the world around you.
“And did those feet
In ancient times,
Walk upon England’s mountains green?
And was the holy Lamb of God
In England’s pleasant pastures seen?”
When you’re this guy you don’t. Say hello to Michel Lauziere of the comedy troupe “Les Foubrac” from Quebec, whom we ran across on Flabber, a strange Dutch site. This surely must be the longest musical instrument in the world, at over a furlong in length.
Performed by The Dagon Tabernacle Choir: Rebecca Marcotte, Digby Dolmen, J.D. Titan, and Walter Forsythe.
SOPRANO (LEAD) VOCAL
Look to the sky, way up on high
There in the night stars are now right.
Eons have passed: now then at last
Prison walls break, Old Ones awake!
They will return: mankind will learn
New kinds of fear when they are here.
They will reclaim all in their name;
Hopes turn to black when they come back.
Ignorant fools, mankind now rules
Where they ruled then: it’s theirs again
Stars brightly burning, boiling and churning
Bode a returning season of doom
Scary scary scary scary solstice
Very very very scary solstice
Up from the sea, from underground
Down from the sky, they’re all around
They will return: mankind will learn
New kinds of fear when they are here
Look to the sky, way up on high
There in the night stars are now right.
Eons have passed: now then at last
Prison walls break, Old Ones awake!
Madness will reign, terror and pain
Woes without end where they extend.
Ignorant fools, mankind now rules
Where they ruled then: it’s theirs again
Stars brightly burning, boiling and churning
Bode a returning season of doom
Scary scary scary scary solstice
Very very very scary solstice
Up from the sea, from underground
Down from the sky, they’re all around.
Fear
Look to the sky, way up on high
There in the night stars now are right)
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