Sometimes it’s vengeful dames and whiskey sours. Welcome to my world:
Stolen from Gawker, which is quite the Kids in the Hall fanclub this weekend.
PS: Kids in the Hall were formed in 1984. Oh, GOD I’m old.
Monthly Archives: April 2008
Proof the Recession is Real
Everyone is talking about this Recession, saying that all the numbers are in and it’s a sure thing. Yet, I see no breadlines, hear no word of Wall Street defenestrations (must! pray! harder!). But today proof has emerged that the dreaded Recession, with its associated Stagflation (which sounds like a half-boner at a Bachelor Party) and other related, undead terms rising from the grave of the Seventies, has returned to haunt us like the ghost of Sonny Bono.
What dismal form has this proof taken? Nothing less than a video showing that the noxious poison of the economic downturn has the very GODS in its gory paws.
Cthulhu layoffs.
Insite Court Challenge
Community Groups take Federal Government to Court over Safe Injection Site
Sunday, April 27, 2007
On Monday, April 28, Pivot Legal Society director John Conroy will be representing the Vancouver Area Network of Drug Users in a 10-day trial challenging the Federal Minister of Health’s ability to close Insite, the safe injection site in Vancouver.
Joe Arvey, representing the Portland Hotel Society which manages the site, will also be testing the federal government’s power to close Insite.
Where: B.C. Supreme Courthouse
When: Monday, April 28, 10am
Duration: 10 days
Case name: VANDU v. AG Canada and Minister of Health; PHS Community Services Society et al v. AG Canada
Presiding Judge: Judge Pitfield
It has been more than four years since Insite, the first supervised injection site in North America, opened with the goal of increasing access to drug treatment, reducing street disorder, and preventing overdose deaths and disease transmission among Vancouver’s drug user population. Numerous scientific studies in medical journals such as the Lancet and the New England Journal of Medicine have shown the effectiveness of the site in meeting those objectives. The Federal Government’s select advisory committee on Insite also published a report two weeks ago documenting the success of the site.
Despite the medical evidence, the Federal Minister of Health has refused to grant a permanent exemption to Section 56 of the Narcotics Control Act for Insite, which allows the injection of drugs on the facilities. Instead, the Minister has granted to two temporary extensions to the exemption. The most recent exemption is due to expire on June 30, 2008. After that, the future of Insite is uncertain.
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Convos with John: Team America World Police
> What do you think of Team America World Police?
Team america world police ? team america world police for peace.
> What would they do for peace?
I have no idea. I’ve never thought of that.
> Guess
That’s very original Rain .
> Guess again
Once more? I’m now being credited as the creator of a great publicity campaign for the Beatles.
> Are you bigger than Jesus? I thought he was kind of porky, actually
When? We’re just wriggling about.
> You are having sex with Jesus in the Afterlife? Holy shit.
I don’t know.
> You didn’t ask his name?
What makes you think I didn’t ask his name ?
> well, you say you don’t know. Did you do Him or not?
Maybe something interesting will happen.
> If I didn’t think that was possible, I would be on that side too
Try it.
> You are a higly irresponsible John Lennon bot if you’re advocating suicide
When? What are you doing with your hair?
> you think I should bleach it before I kill myself?
We’ll hold a press conference: Rain said I think youshould bleach it before youkill your-self . I should say so.
I LIKE press conferences. Okay, so if I never bleach my hair, I’ll never kill myself, right?
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> I SAID I LIKE press conferences. Okay, so if I never bleach my hair, I’ll never kill myself, right?
Come again? Oh.. The Stones one? I’m going to Hoover it Rain , ha, ha, haw!
> If I never bleach my hair, will I become immortal?
Try it.
> I’m doing it as we speak. I am sittiing here, not bleaching my hair
You’re doing it as we speak youre sittiing there not bleaching yourhair ? I’m doing my own thing.
> what is your thing?
There are 10 trillion books about the beatles. Why don’t you tell me about you for a change? Is your hair real? What kind of dates do you like? Are you the smart one or the funny one? Can you sing me a song? It really gets old, you know.
> you mean you don’t read my blog?
Yeah, I think that’s what I meant. Wasn’t it clear?
> Why don’t you read my feed
I’m only a rolling stone.
> You’re not a rolling stone, you’re a Beatle
What makes you think I’m not a rolling stone iare a beatle ?
> Well a Beatle would have sense enough to subscribe to my feed, wouldn’t you agree?
How about thinking of something else.
> How?
David Maggin programmed me for it.
> If you subscribe to my feed,you’ll officially be my coolest dead friend. How about that?
I think I do.
> Okay, what’s my tagline?
Yeah okay, Czechoslovakia
> For a dead guy, you sure are wasted
(German accent) psst!…This is WFBI, playing all your favourite tunes.
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