I know we’re all about the YouTubes this week, but this one is just too damn good to miss. A sweet, wee baby laughing and having fun. Awwww! Isn’t she cute? So why am I reflexively clutching this crucifix?
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and it all means nothing more than…HEY! SHINY!
Britney Spears’s favorite sex tape: I Love You Cheetos!
Nine minutes of the most hardcore, cheez-food-product-dusted, size queeniest, sock wearingest action ever to grace the intertubes. This may not be safe for work, and it certainly isn’t safe for lunch. Make sure your digestive tract is clean before clicking Play.
From Jeff Ostergren, via Fleshbot
Those zombies on his site? Don’t look like my zombies. And the brains likewise; no wonder his zombies are so underfed and peaked looking!
Lolebrity: Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds in NAFTA
cross-posted from lolebrity, for I am very busy today and this one has crossover potential.
imaj: raincoaster
sorse: DListed
Sandy ar playin Canuckistani refugee.
Ryan ar playin America.
Pritty reel-listic if u ax me.
Big Black Balls
Do you like big, bouncing, black balls, all glistening wet and tumbling all over one another? Thousands and thousands of big, bouncing, black balls? Well, have we got some hawt pix for you!
Yes, 400,000 big black balls, bouncing all over one another in the bright sunlight. Don’t say we don’t come through on our promises around these parts.
It seems that the reservoir water on which LA depends has such a high bromide content that exposure to sunlight renders it poisonous, and the balls are to shield the water from the harmful sunlight. Think about that the next time you’re enjoying a glass of ice water on the patio at the Ivy.
Yes, big black balls save the city of Los Angeles. It’s like a Blaxploitation flick come to life! Video here.
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