Seriously, seriously horny. Check it out for yourself: Shia LaBeouf, boeufcake supreme, Hollywood heartthrob and possible Indiana Jones love child, is horny as hell. For obvious reasons, I have placed this particular image over the jump. We don’t want to scare the horses!
Update: Oh, fine, take down your damn videos. Here’s another one:
Some faithful readers have complained about the ominous, extremist anarchist tone taken by the internet action group Anonymous in its video manifestos against the Church of Scientology. And we understand, we really do. We don’t understand why ominositousness, extremeology, and anarchistication are seen as negatives, but there, there, we’ll cut you some slack.
LolCats. NonyLolCats vs the Church of Scientology. Is this not the meta-ist of the meta-memes you’ve ever seen? It is a thing of beauty and a joy forever. The only way this could have been improved is if it had been posted, yes, anonymously.
Transcript
Hey-a, we is anonacat.
We haz been in yer sitez watchin’ ur filks.
We see whud u did der.
We no whud u bin doin wif yer peeps.
The lays, teh lawsoots, teh deed peepel n stuff.
U got caught in butt sechs and ceiling cat is not amused.
We is gonna ate allz yer cheezburgers
and poop n your corm flacks.
We is gonna pwn u.
pwn ur websitez,
pwn yer blags.
pwn your girlfriend wif butt sechs.
We know that u b strong n stuff, but we is not impretz.
We are a lots,
we be have a lot of kittahs
that can be catz fer us if we be get deed.
We are in your base, liberating your doods.
For the gud of yer peeps.
For the good of teh kittehs everwhere,
and for de cheezeburgas, we is gonna make yer cult be kilt.
One of the great mysteries of the Twenty-First Century has been revealed: the identity of the secretive “Banksy,” perhaps the most (in)famous of all guerrilla graffiti artists. Banksy, whose politically and socially critical works sell for hundreds of thousands of dollars to collectors around the world including the Pitt-Jolie family, is notoriously reclusive. The artist has never been publicly identified, and no previous photos of Banksy at work are known to exist. As you will see from the picture behind the page jump, the patron saint of taggers everywhere has good reason to have kept quiet about that highly inconvenient “day job.”
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