The Shebeen Club: Edgar Allan Poe’s 170th Wedding Anniversary Afterparty notes

Mentioned at tonight’s Shebeen Club:

re: Gabriel Byrne has the sexiest voice in the known universe

re: Project Runway

re: Homer’s Odyssey

re: Narnia Raps from NYC, LA, CAM

re: Narnia Rap from Ramadi

re: The Shoeblog of the Manolo

re: Go Fug Yourself on Lindsay Lohan and Sharon Stone at the Oscars

re: Edgar Allan Poe’s Wedding and sorry-ass life (note that when you google “Edgar Allan Poe’s Wedding” our announcement is #1! My hit-whoredom is momentarily satisfied)

Beardsley The Black Cat

re: Christopher Walken is So Fucking Cool

and is even more fucking cool as the Archangel Gabriel in The Prophesy

re: Cthulhu sits out an election: the voters’ loss

re: General Zod for President

re: cowbell

Books brought:

As door prizes:

I Shudder at Your Touch gothic horror erotica

I Shudder Again more of that old gothic horror erotica. Same old same old.

Black Thorn, White Rose erotic retellings of fairy tales, although if you’d read the original French ones you wouldn’t need retellings, baby!

As references:

The Castle of Otranto, by Hugh Walpole. the first Gothic Novella (at least the first one not in German). Gets so caught up in the atmospheric effects of the flapping of raven’s wings in the graveyard and the eerie forboding of shadows in the candlelight that nothing actually ever happens. Like a great-looking date that can’t talk, a restaurant where the vibe is perfect and the food awful. Its chief virtue is that it’s just barely over 100 pages.

The House on the Borderland, by William Hope Hodgson, essentially the first supernatural horror novel in English, The Castle of Otranto being religious rather than supernatural in overtone and this divorcing the horror of the beings from their evil…ie they’re creepy, they’re deadly, but they’re not neccessarily from hell. Far better than TCOO anyway, and a quicker read.

The Gormenghast Trilogy by Mervyn Peake. Great books, I’m sure, if I could ever get through them. Like chewing through a glacier made of Turkish Delight. Historically important, great works of art, exquisitely overwraught, and virtually indigestible. A beach read…if you’re headed to Gitmo.

The Loved Dead and Other Revisions (and other works) by HPPoe Caricature Lovecraft. Cthulhu mythos stuff was discussed, EAP envy (which Lovecraft had in spades)…and the fact that this book contains the single most vivid and compelling tale of necrophilia I’ve ever encountered, and that’s saying something. No, I didn’t read it out over dinner.

Damn, forgot to tell my tale of the old boyfriend of mine who heard about how I was such a fan of “Lovecraft books” and asked to borrow them. A week later he returned them, with a puzzled expression. I asked if he hadn’t liked them and he replied: I thought they were gonna be how-to’s.

A Warning to the Curious by MR James. I put forth my theory that ghost stories are definitively English, while Gothic supernatural horror is particularly American…it was not well-received. Fools! again I say Fools! Ia! Shub Ni-ohfugedaboudit.

The Secret History, by Donna Tartt. I state unequivocally that this, combined with A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, are the two novels which define my generation; this is not good news to anyone who’s read both books. I test my theory that I can recite the first line…The snow was melting and Bunny had been dead for several weeks before we came to understand the gravity of our situation. I get about 70% right.

The New Gothic which includes such authors as Jeannette Winterston, whom we all agree is a genius. I quote her: Why have we submitted to a society which makes imagination a privilege when to each of us it comes as a birthright? Unfortunately, the book also includes Joyce Carol Oates, who is obviously paid by the word…and we descend into the crude, embittered remarks of literati who are not paid by the word at JCO’s rates.

Poetoon

Music for this evening:

Lou Reed: The Raven, his rock opera based on Poe

Closed on Account of Rabies, articulating a theory that Poe died not of alcoholism but of rabies. The album is produced by the Genius Hal Willner and featuring Christopher Walken, Gabriel Byrne, Marianne Faithfull, Iggy Pop, Deborah Harry, and Diamanda Galas reading Poe’s works

Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds: Murder Ballads, which is a collection of songs about murder, either from the point of view of the victim or the point of view of the perpetrator. This plays while we are eating. Bon appetit!

Diamanda Galas: Defixiones/Will and Testament; you either love her or you don’t even recognize it’s music. I, personally, loved the part where she synched up the throbs in her screams with the flashing of the strobes, but that’s just me.

And the menu was: a glass of wine (amontillado was unfortunately not Irish enough for the Shebeen) and The Tell-Tale Artichoke Heart Pasta. Now aren’t you sorry you missed it?

Operation Occupation

A friend of mine is a crime reporter. One day he covered the story of a woman giving birth in a stairwell, ran into another woman giving birth, then later that same day saw two boys drown in the river. As he walked into the newsroom to write it up, somebody said, “Hey Jeremy, how’s your day going?”

He said, “So far, I broke even.”

I’m having that kind of day. My story for the paper got bounced back as too markety (which I worried about) but I’m in the top 30 WordPress blogs today. Since I’m on an internship I’m getting paid exactly the same for blogging as for reporting, so I have mixed smug/anxious feelings about this.

Why didn’t I think of that?

From Gawker. Really, I'm kicking myself for not coming up Simpson Sisters, soon to be opening for the Pointer Sisterswith this years ago! A fake Conde Nasty: I could so pull that off! I even have a Birkin (don't tell the Tax People, they'll probably seize it). I'm wondering if this is the "bad sheep" of the Simpson family, the one who doesn't take orders from Daddy. If so, go her.

From: Laura Morgan
Sent: Friday, May 12, 2006 1:04 PM
To:
Subject: FAKE ALERT

Hello Everyone-

There is a woman running around impersonating JANE’s Fashion Director, Kusum Lynn. She’s been asking for concert tickets, movie premiere access, etc. If you receive any requests for Kusum Lynn, please contact Shelly Ridenour in NY (xxxx@condenast.com) or me in LA (xxxx@condenast.com) to make sure it is a legitimate request.

We believe the woman requesting access in Kusum’s name is Janice Simpson. She has created an email account that says something like condenastonline.com. She is NOT from Conde Nast. Below is her bogus email signature. If you hear from this person, please let us know and do not give her access to any events.

THIS WOMAN IS A FAKE:
Janice Simpson
Special Events Manager
Conde Nast Publications
4 Times Square
New York, NY 10036
(212)286-XXXX

Thanks. Laura

JANE
West Coast Bureau Chief
6300 Wilshire Blvd.
7th Floor
Los Angeles, CA 90048
323.951.XXXX – phone
323-951-XXXX – fax
xxxx@condenast.com

Operation Global Media Domination: Suspended Animation?

This “job” thing is really going to throw a monkey wrench into my ability to blog, particularly as I’m out every evening this week. Damn and blast and please send suggestions for filler content here!

Insecurity

Last night they made some changes to WordPress. No doubt these changes have made WordPress blogs much more secure (so secure that my system warns me when I'm signing in that it's not a secure site). I am sure the measures they took last night prevent all kinds of horrible stuff from getting through, perhaps even including Pomme & Kelly's immortal prose. We can only hope.

They prevent YouTube videos from getting through, as well.

Bad Clone

And this does not take me to my happy place.

Update: Okay, all fixed now for whatever reason.