Stolen from BoingBoing. This guy makes P-Unit look like G-Unit. How to destroy leftover fruitcake? Humiliate it in a rap battle, of course! But this site lists several ways to kill off the least-loved holiday gift, including exorcism, committee, slingshot, and pinata.
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Lookie everybody! All that famewhoring paid off: I’ve got my own game.
Me and Kevin Bacon, we’re likethis. Even William Fucking Shatner hasn’t got a GAME! If you thought I was insufferable before, just watch out, you ain’t seen nuthin’ yet!
Check it out: the raincoaster challenge, by Richard Mahoney over at Envelope Filter: tasty harmonics in a creamy static sauce.
- Anyone can play. Everyone should play. Tell your friends.
- Raincoaster should be in the first 10 results, partial credit for first 20.
- Successful searches should be posted in the comments.
- Use of the term ‘raincoaster’ in the entry kind of defeats the point, in case you hadn’t guessed.
- Funniest/weirdest term wins bragging rights.
- Visitors to the site should hit google with the search terms in the comments. If we get over twenty or so in a day it turns up in her blog stats.
But the FIRST RULE of the raincoaster challenge is, you must go show the luv to the inventor of the game. G’wan, give him a hit; he deserves to be hit, for feeding my ego!
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Metro provides this, as an addendum to this post. I was gonna post it later, but hey, there’s no time like the present, eh?
Literally.
“Right now, time is having its way with you.”
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from Mark Day For Parody Purposes Only, right there in the blogroll
Eteraz is a genius, but it’s not hard to see why some of us are a tad bit worried for him; the Muslim comic strip wasn’t really very funny, but it was really very dangerous. That was nothing, however, to today’s post about the execution of Saddam Hussein.
How To Slaughter A Beast At Eid ul Adha
By Ali Eteraz
Posted on Sat Dec 30, 2006 at 02:08:21 PM EST
The first step in slaughtering an animal at Eid ul Adha is to establish to the animal that you are the man and he the beast, with you being firmly in charge.The second step in slaughtering an animal at Eid ul Adha is to capture the beast. Often the animal can be found grazing upon various desert shrubs. He can be baited by way of grass, water, or sometimes, doritos…
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