quiz: what kind of intellectual are you?

Not a whole lot of options here, but then, if you know anything about intellectuals, you know they really only do come in three flavours, existentialist/theist schism notwithstanding.

yup, that's me. Intellectual Barbie!

You scored as Aspiring Intellectual. You truly believe that there is more to our existence than to work and die. Kudos to you, maybe one day you will have the understanding you truly deserve.

Aspiring Intellectual
80%
Social Intellectual
50%
Poser Intellectual
15%

What type of intellectual are you?
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The Miskatonic Acid Test

I totally have to see this. It looks awful!

It’s HP Lovecraft a-go-go in “The Miskatonic Acid Test“, the first feature from American Entropy Productions. It’s 1969, and cosmic horror infects a psychedelic rock “happening” in witch-haunted Arkham, Mass. It’s a zonked out brew of poetry, philosophy, cosmic horror, and 60’s-style acid rock; probably the first horror movie that’s more heavily influenced by the Monkees’ “Head” than by George Romero… This is the official trailer.

Cthulhu chandelier

Me waaaaaantssssss. Me wants baaaad.

tentacled glory above, and below nothing but darkness and the gnashing of teeth

Above, there is a blaze of glory
and beneath,
nothing but darkness,
and the gnashing of teeth.

Kewl.

pic of hot Cthulhu buns!

What more is there to say? These are the best damn Cthulhu buns I’ve ever seen, and they’re really hot!

Cthulhu buns are eaten to celebrate Walpurgis and Beltane

Stolen from Neatorama

quiz: which 19th Century horror character are you?

Nope, I woulda lost a bet. I’m actually Markheim, but nobody’s read that story!

You scored as Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. You are the unfortunate changling from Robert Louis Stevenson’s classic novel, the victim of volatile emotions that violate your reputedly noble character. Through scientific experimentation, you have divided your social and primal selves into two separate physical entities, which grapple perpetually for control of your existence. Because of this tension, your life is a maelstrom of inescapable, private turmoil.

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
 
71%
The Invisible Man
 
63%
The Headless Horseman
 
59%
Count Dracula
 
58%
Frankenstein’s Monster
 
58%
Dorian Gray
 
46%

What’s Your 19th Century Horror Character?
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