This is poetry. Sheer poetry.
So if you call one person fat that offends all fat people? When I call someone an idiot, does the entire Bush Administration cry?
This is poetry. Sheer poetry.
So if you call one person fat that offends all fat people? When I call someone an idiot, does the entire Bush Administration cry?

I suppose the accurate English translation would be Cougar Rice.
Japanprobe reports that a Japanese porn company has just released a “100% adult” rice called “Jukujo Rice,” jukujo being the Japanese word for a Mrs. Robinson-type sexy older woman character in a porn flick.
The rice is produced by Soft On Demand, one of Japan’s biggest porn companies, and it’s packaging says that it is “100% Adult” rice. It looks like you also have to be over 18 to purchase it…
I can see the marketing plan now: somewhere in a tawdry garret apartment an underpaid screenwriter is banging out a sushi delivery boy porn script; the movie will feature Nicolette Sheridan and some overendowed and underdiscriminating Japanese guy yet to be cast. Working title: Special Sauce.
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Painful, yet true. Here’s the British version:
And here’s the Canadian version from last year:
and Part Two:
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Oh, man; story of my life. Hmmm, not flattering, but I guess it’s still better than an acrylic sweater. Stolen from the highly ripoff-worthy Cindy RedDeer.
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