comment o’ the day: badhatharry on Defamer

This is poetry. Sheer poetry.

So if you call one person fat that offends all fat people? When I call someone an idiot, does the entire Bush Administration cry?

Japanese porn rice

Cougar rice!

I suppose the accurate English translation would be Cougar Rice.

Japanprobe reports that a Japanese porn company has just released a “100% adult” rice called “Jukujo Rice,” jukujo being the Japanese word for a Mrs. Robinson-type sexy older woman character in a porn flick.

The rice is produced by Soft On Demand, one of Japan’s biggest porn companies, and it’s packaging says that it is “100% Adult” rice. It looks like you also have to be over 18 to purchase it…

I can see the marketing plan now: somewhere in a tawdry garret apartment an underpaid screenwriter is banging out a sushi delivery boy porn script; the movie will feature Nicolette Sheridan and some overendowed and underdiscriminating Japanese guy yet to be cast. Working title: Special Sauce.

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the truth in ad sales

Painful, yet true. Here’s the British version:

And here’s the Canadian version from last year:

and Part Two:

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quiz: which crappy Christmas present are you?

Oh, man; story of my life. Hmmm, not flattering, but I guess it’s still better than an acrylic sweater. Stolen from the highly ripoff-worthy Cindy RedDeer.


You Are a Losing Lottery Ticket!


Full of hope and promise.

But in the end, a cheap letdown.

What Crappy Christmas Gift Are You?

Austin Powers Goldmember banned trailer

The notorious trailer. Apparently the Broccoli family isn’t all about that “right to satirize” statute anymore than Prince is. They sued.