My Redford story, which is really my mother’s story.
A woman who worked for her lived in North Vancouver, and in the early 80’s it wasn’t as built ip as it is now. There was basically one highway that everyone took to get to the bridge to Vancouver. She’s driving to work at 6:30 one morning and her car breaks down. It limps to the shoulder and she gets out and pops the hood, as one does in order to stare quizzically at the engine, understanding nothing.
A zippy little sports car pulls up and a gorgeous man gets out and asks if she needs help. She says she can’t tell what’s wrong and does he know engines?
He does not. BUT! he does know a really good garage not far from there and he can drive her if she’d like. They open soon.
She ponders for a moment and decides that if she IS going to be raped and murdered by this total stranger, hey, what a way to go, or words to that effect. She gets in his car.
As they drive, they chat. His kids go to the same school hers do. Is working in medical records interesting (it is)? Is her family from here? He moved up from the US a couple of years ago and loves the lifestyle.
And she begins to think he looks familiar. That perfect jawline. The flawless blond hair. Those gentle blue eyes…OH MY GOD THIS IS ROBERT REDFORD!
DONT BE STUPID, IT CANT BE ROBERT REDFORD. WHAT WOULD ROBERT REDFORD BE DOING IN NORTH VAN AT 6:30 IN THE MORNING???
She begins to have difficulty keeping up her end of the conversation, preoccupied with IS HE OR ISNT HE?
They arrive at the garage. She gets out of the car and thanks him profusely for the ride. He leans over to close the door and says, “You’re welcome. By the way, I am exactly who you think I am.”
So, here we are once again. This time I’ve got an excellent excuse for not having live-blogged this when it happened: I was down with the flu. Well, according to the test I had on the 18th it’s not THE flu. It’s A flu.
Yeah, right.
I wouldn’t mind, but after two and a half straight weeks of fever, I haven’t lost an ounce of weight. I DEMAND TO WASTE AWAY, but only to an aesthetically pleasing extent, of course. We may be radical antifa communal anarchists around these parts, but we are not EXTREMISTS, you understand.
All settled in your gaming chair with your gaming socks on and your gaming beverage to hand? Lucky underwear on, or at least nearby? Excellent. Let’s begin.
The video is from September 23rd, uploaded the next day on Justin Trudeau’s YouTube channel. And like with all these pre-recorded statements, we cannot see the shoes to see if he’s done the dreaded “brown shoes with blue or grey suit”, and we cannot see if he’s wearing colourful socks either. Alas!
So, off the bat we’ve got “begins in English” and “Blue suit”. And “CBC cadence”, always worse in a controlled environment without a live audience.
If you really wanna speak directly to Canadians, maybe have your team put the camera where you’re looking? Or look at your team’s camera? Or put the camera ON TOP of CPAC’s? Becayse we know that’s who you’re looking at.
Does a bank of flags count as a “Maple Leaf Accessory?” I’m gonna say yes. Tick that box. Flags, as always, folded to show exactly the same portion of the maple leaf. I should probably add a square in the next card for “flag derangement” only that’d get some poor working person in trouble for inadvertent flag anarchy, and we couldn’t do that to a comrade.
On the next card I’m gonna put “Second wave” and “Third Wave” and “Building Back Better” for sure. And, hell, “Donc.” I fuckin’ love that word.
Okay, that mention of Christmas is “Gives shout-out to religious festival” so tick that box.
God damn, I’m so punchy I forgot I was supposed to be putting this on the damn blog. I’ll copypaste later. And now, here I am doing exactly that. Did you feel the timeshift? Did you?
Be honest.
I think we had a “Now, more than ever” in there. So mark that square on the second generation card.
…and there’s “Mentions contact tracing” from the Third Generation card. “App” definitely has to be on the next card.
Dude, I would go get my flu shot, if I COULD EVER GET OVER THIS DAMN FLU! Stop nagging me!
And that’s “Name-checks Dr. Theresa Tam,” so mark that square on the first generation card.
And now you can all tick off “My aunt calls during the briefing”. There is literally NO hour of the day or night when this square could not be in play.
Indoor briefings have a lot less suspense. No possibility of cottonwood fluff, live animals or insects, photobombs, windswept hair, or porchscaping. I think we’ve seen the last of Rideau Cottage on these, for security reasons. Too bad, I like pretty houses and good outerwear.
There’s “PPE” from the second generation card. And what is that THING that looks like a jade lion with a maple leaf inside it? Is it…a jade lion with a maple leaf inside it? Soapstone Great Old One? Marble maple gryphon? Does it have a name? Enquiring minds want to know!
It looks like a “Seymour” to me. Please, let it be a “Seymour.”
And “ramping up” from the second generation card. Okay, that’s “Gesticulates” which I didn’t think we’d get this time. He’s much more subdued and less spontaneous without a live audience and/or members of the press right there shaking their heads and holding up flashcards that say “WE SCANDAL”.
Dang, there’s “Building back better” which I haven’t yet put on a card. Gotta get that done. Even Payette said it in the Throne Speech. It is the “From coast, to coast, to coast” of September 2020.
Okay, that verbal malfunction “Home/Hold” counts as “Throat malfunction” on the third square just because I’m feeling generous today. And bored. And punchy. That’s what happens when you’ve been up 36 hours straight.
National early childhood education and childcare, national pharmacare, social supports at a living rate across the country right through to next summer, man, the NDP should sue him for plagiarism. Not that I’m complaining. As a wise man once said, “I don’t mind the Honourable Member stealing my pajamas, but he should wear ALL of them if he does not intend to look indecent.”
And, that’s a wrap. I really liked the address to the UN so I may do that one tomorrow. We’ll see. I may just sleep through tomorrow.
BONUS CONTENT JUST BECAUSE: Justin Trudeau reacts to mean tweets.
Apparently TCM is running The Thin Man, one of the truly great movies of the Thirties, featuring two of the truly greatest performances, those of William Powell and Myrna Loy as Nick and Nora Charles. And also, since it was released just after Prohibition was lifted, featuring an awful lot of every possible kind of booze, making it perfect for a drinking game.
So, without further ado, here is the drinking game I came up with. Basically, every time the characters toss back a Rock and Rye or a Martini or a raw slug straight out of the bottle, you take a drink, one relating to what they’re drinking at the time.
You will need a bottle of Scotch, white wine, Champagne, a cocktail spirit of your choice (we don’t recommend sticking with Scotch all the way through), one shot of Jaegermeister per person, a lot of the mixer of your choice, appropriate garnishes that should be pre-prepared because you’ll be too drunk later, cocktail glasses, highball glasses, wine glasses, champagne glasses, a cocktail shaker or pitcher depending on your preferred cocktail, cocktail ingredients of your choice.
For survivability’s sake, make all your cocktails and highballs singles, no more than 1 1/2 ounces of alcohol, and about 4-6 ounces of mixer. If you watch the movie, you’ll see that’s the standard size back then. The secret to the Six Martini Evening, as Nick knew and Nora discovered, is to keep to singles (which I was quite horrified to discover, bars still make unless you ask for a double. Huh. Imagine that. Ottawa; so very different from Vancouver).
It’s probably best to pre-mix a generous pitcher or shaker of cocktails before the movie starts. Keep lots of ice on hand as well, in case you get dehydrated or you bought the cheap Scotch. You will be drinking wine, taking shots, consuming cocktails, tossing back highballs, and quaffing Champagne. Should be quite a party.
Good luck getting to the end of the movie!
Seeing Nick and Nora have six martinis in the bar, DRINK A COCKTAIL
Looks like scotch and soda in the meeting with Macauley, DRINK A HIGHBALL
Nick handing out cocktails at the party, a dozen or so on a tray, so everyone have a COCKTAIL or HIGHBALL your choice
Nora handing out COCKTAILS at the party, have a COCKTAIL
Nick drinks a HIGHBALL although he appears to have had a few.
Nora hands the remaining cocktails to reporters. If you’re a reporter, bonus COCKTAIL! Only reporters drink this one.
Nick drinks Nora’s Rye COCKTAIL. Drink the cocktail of the person you came with. If you came alone, drink your own drink and re-examine your life choices.
Nora has a HIGHBALL she gives Dorothy. Give a highball to the person to your left.
Nick mixes himself another HIGHBALL. Drink a highball.
“maybe it’d help you to sleep” Nick pours himself a HIGHBALL and shotguns it, and you do the same.
Nora requests a drink, Nick makes her a straight SCOTCH which she doesn’t drink. Put the Scotch in front of you and leave it there. If you drink that Scotch, you lose this round, but only if someone is sober enough to notice.
Nick drinks her scotch, drink the drink of the person on your left. Now you’re even.
Nick gives her some straight SCOTCH to bring her around after he slugs her. Drink Scotch, but not the Scotch from earlier. This is a different one.
Nick slugs a lot of SCOTCH. You know what to do, assuming you’re still conscious.
Nora gives him a glass of HIGHBALL but drinks SCOTCH from the bottle. Twice. Do the same. (in Covid times, use an airplane-serving size bottle and don’t share)
Then he drinks the HIGHBALL in the tumbler. Do that.
Christmas morning, Nick drinks a HIGHBALL and you can have one too. Make me one while you’re up.
Nunhiem pours a SLUG for the Lt., Nick drinks it, and it’s nasty. TAKE A SHOT OF JAEGERMEISTER.
“It’s putting me way behind in my drinking” Nick has a HIGHBALL and you should as well.
Waiter/cop at dinner offers a COCKTAIL so have one.
Morelli drinks a glass of WHITE WINE because he fancy. You do it too.
Nick drinks some WHITE WINE, so have your second.
Glasses of CHAMPAGNE on the train. Wait, are you still here? Are you SURE you’ve been playing this game?
only fake anons dox real anons, Ed Eddinni Draughn
Are you still here? huh.
Me too, so let’s get to it. Here’s what happens on FB when I ban Ed “Eddinni” Draughn, a mentally ill, dox-obsessed, unemployable would-be magician from a small group on Facebook…for doxing. He promised to show this thread to his therapist, but somehow I think he’s lying. So why don’t you?
The short form: he faildoxed me, then impersonated several of my friends, attempting to scare me off, then banned my friends when they showed up to laugh at him, then obligingly listed for me all kinds of different Facebook pages he and his imaginary friends have created, apparently either to dox people who have annoyed him or to impersonate yet other famous, accomplished people. Yep, that’s how you manage a soopor-sikrit cabal on Facebook, Ed.
Ms. Murphy gets mention as though she is not a Fed being in her position she definitely knows Feds, but has not come clean as to who they are within our collective. She also knows of one of the biggest Feds and (or) informants that is deeply rooted in our collective a person named #s1egewho she no doubt knows of his real identity, as any journalist within Anon worth their salt knows exactly who s1ege is. Her hiding this information, makes her a great liability to our idea. https://justpaste.it/
Dox on Lorraine Murphy from Cryptosphere and Anonymous Reason This highly known Anonymous member… – justpaste.it
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Lorraine MurphyEd i told you a thousand times I neither know nor care who s1ege or his band of feddies are. They don’t interest me. I don’t know why you fanboy so hard on all the feds: the jester, s1ege, and the rest, but nobody really falls for those pages where you pretend to be them.
Anonymous Setting StandardsHe doesn’t run these pages. We know for a fact you are friends with Maurizio (s1ege). So you are admitting they are feds and you are friends with them. We are good friends with you. We are glad you switched from the Dilaudid to the Tylenol. Please get well.
Anonymous Setting StandardsLorraine Murphy The administrators of this page are far from joking. Keep not taking us seriously and under estimating us it just fuels our rage even more. s1ege knows we aren’t joking he needs to reveal himself immediately as obviously some knows who he is. We keep saying the fallout will be way worse and it will be on HIM. He likes to troll and make jokes not taking shit seriously. If s1ege comes to us admits who he is, then the shit storm will be over. We need proof of some kind too. We feel it’s a few people. The worse thing anyone can do is ignore this !!!!!
Anonymous Setting StandardsLorraine Murphy so? You want to kick our ass huh? You are pissed you got caught in a Lie saying they are Feds and you couldn’t care less when for a fact we know you are Friends with Maurizio Domenico. Before telling stories know we are everywhere. You tell him whoever is voicing s1ege to just say “Look okay I’m s1ege / we’re s1ege it started out ….” Etc. We are true Anon, and Anon doesn’t keep shit from other United Anons. You know lots of people are sick of hearing about s1ege, phaglord Ed, that Chris W. dude. You ask him if it’s really worth lots of people going down. It’s not us but him, j35t3r too. th3j35t3r we know for a fact is fed, guess what ask if we care. We heard he was successfully doxed anyway. Look on a solemn promise here in typing if s1ege does not reveal his true identity, then this will seem like kiddy shit, you got that?!
Ed The Fed The VoiceLorraine Murphy OMG get over yourselves people FFS. Also whoever runs this page get my damn dox off it, and everyone elses. Lorraine Murphy this here is ME. You know my page is you ever need anything to say. I don’t run this page here.
Anonymous Setting StandardsLorraine Murphy “Lori” you know who this is? You know me quite well actually. I’m one of the most vocal voices of Anonymous I run the subreddit actually. We are good friends you and I. It’s Gregg, Gregg Housh. I thought it was time to start holding our idea up to higher standards. You know how I feel about the truth. So before you go running your mouth which we both know you have make sure you know who runs a page ;)
Anonymous Setting StandardsWell I’m not laughing lulz. You know how I’ve always felt about s1ege that he is a huge distraction that needs to be dealt with.
Lorraine MurphyAnd you are perhaps the least capable person of dealing with him on the face of the planet. if you weren’t obsessed with people more famous than you, you wouldn’t be so distracted by them. you’re kind of creepy in a mark david chapman way.
Anonymous Setting StandardsLori we have talked about you not thinking before you speak. There are a few people you know that run this page that you would be very surprised. That is why we know quite a bit and can dig up what we can and even more. Call me.
Lorraine Murphyjust another loser who can’t get women to give him a call. so he pretends to be people who’ve actually done something. imagine if you took all the time you spend doxing and making pages and spamming and used it to do something that wasn’t sad and pathetic and ultimately embarrassing.
Anonymous Setting StandardsShall I get Jake to start talking you know he is not afraid to give you the very blunt truth which you seem to need to hear.
Lorraine MurphyOH, oh, you are trying to impersonate Jake Davisnow? aw, Ed, you really are cray-cray. do you know what his lawyer would happily do to you for making the insinuation that he has nothing better to do than phone hacking people on facebook who’ve pissed off an unemployable would-be hypnotist? it would be comedic if it weren’t so sad. which of my other friends are you going to impersonate and then ban next? might not be wise to annoy all these OG Anons. Just sayin’.
Anonymous Setting StandardsWe were kidding none of those people run this page neither does Ed as we’ve doxed him too. You have zero clue who to tuns this page, and for you that is good. We could be a number of different well let’s just say corporations. Lorraine Murphy the people that run this page has everything we need at our fingertips and we’ll just leave it at that. You obviously have zero intelligence, intelligence being a key word here. ;)
Lorraine MurphyThat’s not Jake you tard. Jesus Christ, don’t you even know what t0piary sounds like? How many of my friends are you going to try to impersonate and then pick fights with? As I said before, it would be funny if it wasn’t so small and sad. Get therapy, Ed.
I would love it if you would pick a fight with me. In fact, it would make my day. Show us your best mother fucker… You’re gonna need it.
I’m sick and tired of people like you… “Doxing” all sorts of people, which aren’t even real fucking doxes. You don’t even know what the fuck that even is…
You’re a joke and a fraud. You’re NOT anonymous and dont you dare even try to call yourself an Anon.
Glen BarnstableOh and by you even hinting at you being involved in some corporation, clearly in opposition to Anonymous and involved in the slandering of my fellow Anon brothers and sisters, I have now taken this matter personally.
So gather all your little fucking tools you got and start using them because you’re about to feel the wrath of a mother fuckin Titan bitch.
Ed The Fed The VoiceMs. Lorraine Murphy kindly keep your name from your mouth please. I am a true Anon, even as “Nick Cooper” in which we were friends I commented on your post shared some even, posted in your group, I am very much a activist as much as I can be being behi…See More
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Lorraine MurphyI know how you love maltego, and i’d thank you for all the pages to put in it except we had those and more quite some time ago. tick tock. tick. tock.
Ed Eddini DraughnI’m on meds for Anxiety, Mood, Depression, Diabetes, High Blood Pressure, Sciatica, Colitis … Etc if you must know about 22 pills a day.
Ed Eddini DraughnWhat do you mean? My meds work fine I’ve always been Med Compliant, just not good with Therapy. I see a Therapist early next month the first time in 7 years. They’ve wanted to do E.C.T. … etc. Since 15 I’ve been on about 30 different medications they work for a while then stop. They’ve ran out of meds to try. It’s therapy they think is key for me. See I’m open if you just ask.
Ed Eddini DraughnWhy is that? I have commented with the pages I run. This exact page I have no idea who runs. See the thing with you personally and a few others is you upset me and that is never a good thing to upset me plain and simple, no matter who you are. I personally know a ex fed who will remain nameless except to say he found my private unlisted number and called me. He knew stuff about me that S.E, can’t dig up. He has lots of friends who are P.I.’s though he himself is not. He is ex alphabet and ex military. He told me I could change my number make it private all I want but he could find out always. He told me I had X amount of time to take back some stuff I had written as I’ve been trolled and lied to so many times I thought he was lying. He sent me a official email actually encouraging me to get a Lawyer or my Police to read. I was like Holy Shit. We are fine now.
Anonymous Justice SectorThis is a very good talk stuff I didn’t even know. If you use Bing Maps, you can see where people are tweeting from. If you look at picfog using hashtags you see all sorts of tweeted images, like the former openbook for facebook. This fool tweeted a pi…See More
Lorraine Murphyah, i see the kettle has boiled. off to have some tea and talk to some of my friends. you’ll probably try to impersonate them again tomorrow. ask your therapist why impersonating famous anons and hackers is a bad idea.
Ed Eddini DraughnI don’t make threats lol. Those are just good videos. Of course this tool is my favorite, in combo with Maltego. Michael Brazzel who made this was / is a cop and has worked for the Feds. He’s great on Internet security.
Ed The Fed The VoiceI don’t teach those are only some of the videos that I like, and I like sharing them. I don’t impersonate anyone, I’m me plain and simple. :)
Ed The Fed The VoiceLorraine Murphy😂 I’m me but months ago before everything went down with Anon I used this Analogy quite a bit and many Anons agreed again BEFORE some of the shit went down which I was at fault and Anon too. I’m still Anon, but a bit Rogue. As far as the activism I said I was / am not a hacker at all, but using the real Lulzsec I always said I was more a “Topiary” than a “Kayla” though true Davis can hack. I’m more a voice in other words.
Ed Eddini DraughnI was friends with #s1ege, Maurizio we had like 60+ friends in common. My issue with him, is that he is a Coward that hides behind the “s1ege” name not saying his real first name, NO last name but the other “known” profile he goes under. Anons don’t do that to each other. I have been trolled so many times with people saying they are s1ege or so and so is s1ege yes it gets draining. On another profile I had guessed it was James St. Patrick or Raymond Johanson I had wrote both. It is a lie that #NWH was behind the big d.d.o.s. attack. It only seemed like s1ege with Anon Itel was spreading that around. I put two and two together. Anyway only Raymond had written me back and I told him I wrote James. Then Raymond said HE was Anon Intel so those two are same person in other words. He may not be s1ege actually he doesn’t care. I do know from Xavier Luloff that Mark Lubbers and Harvey Harris now Maj Houl has butted heads with s1ege. I know a few things from a chat I intercepted, is that s1ege is oldfag, part of black bloc, infatada, has been around since at least 05, has a ego, and makes waves, from tech republic interview can hack to a extent as he has told websites what their vulnerabilities are, and writes. Ash Fawkes apparently knows him personally I guess so the clues are there.
Ed Eddini DraughnHey Glen I can talk bud without a mask. You? I have never hid my feelings about s1ege. Actually I use to like the jester too even spoke highly of him, defended him as most Anons don’t like J. I then go on twitter to see he blocked me from following him which I have no clue as to why. So him and s1ege unfortunately are on my shit list. That is never a good place to be either. I’m a good person just don’t get on my bad side as when I come back I come back hard. Like with Love when I love it deep and full, same thing with my anger.
This is very interesting, and like most one I have watched. This does go into computers too. It’s talks about “Evil Maid Attacks”, where a maid does MORE than clean your room when you are out. I’m s…See More
Ed The Fed The VoiceThis is a very good talk. It throws out some of the myths too. Like just because a person has their arms crossed or is twitching doesn’t necessarily mean deception. Myself I have my arms crossed a lot as it’s comfortable. I squirm a lot as well. You le…See More
Compare and contrast to the original video, by Extreme. It sets the bar high, with over 75 million YES MILLION views, but then ballads by metal bands are always best ballads. Beth. Angie. The list goes on. No-one knows why.
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