Operation Global Media Domination: The Technorati Treatment

TIABrutal. Brutal.

For the first time in this young blog’s life, it’s been demoted, and that immediately after adding a snazzy “add to Technorati favorites” button in the sidebar.

Is this gratitude? I ASK YOU?!?!?

Breathe, raincoaster, breathe. Find the still centre. And strike from there with your whole being.

So, yesterday it seems there were 50.5 million blogs in the world, and mine was 49,000 and change. Today there are 52 million blogs and mine is Rank: 50,075 (182 links from 51 blogs) . And it’s forgotten all about the links from Liberty Forum and Nastyfuckingporn.com, as if they never existed, as if they never mattered.

NOT THAT I’M FUCKING BITTER!!!!!!

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Oh, Perish the thought! I wonder how long it’ll take me to hunt down and exterminate 1.5 million bloggers?

Harcourt Fenton Mudd, a man after my own heart...and whatever it'll fetch on the open market

Today in Giant Squid News: a special guest appearance on Family Guy

Everybody loves them some Calamari Grande!

line o’ the day: BoingBoing on TWAT

from guess where:

The terrorists hate our freedom, so by eliminating the freedom, we can stop the terrorists from hating us.

The whole post:

RyanAir, the discount airline that’s threatened to RyanAir nekkids!sue the UK government over new security procedures has posted this provocative image to its website: a crowd of naked people running away from their piled-up clothes, with the caption “New Airport Security Procedures Put the Fun Back Into Flying.”

They’re onto something here. If the existence of a plot to use implausible liquid explosives against aircraft creates a global war on moisture at the airports, imagine what a similar plot to smuggle a bomb up a terrorist’s ass would engender. The war on moisture is bad, but it’s nothing compared to the inevitable war on body cavities.

The terrorists hate our freedom, so by eliminating the freedom, we can stop the terrorists from hating us. Link (Thanks, Michael!)

Update: Eileen sez, ” Looks like the outtake from a Spencer Tunick photo shoot.”

Sure, this is a publicity stunt by RyanAir, but I can think of worse targets. If safety were really an issue, I’d be the last person to have a problem with this. I’m always the one rolling my eyes at the brain-dead whiners who complain about de-icing. But the ridiculous TWAT measures are nothing more than a sophisticated way in training us to take crap from people in uniform, believing all the while that it’s for our own protection.

It’s not. It’s for theirs.

comment o’ the day: complacency as complicity

Slightly edited and stolen from Guido‘s blog, but I can do that because I’m the one that put it there. Besides, information wants to be free, right?

War

Someone asked if I thought Blair and Bush declared war on Iraq just for fun.

I don’t think they have wars for fun; I think they have wars to “secure their place in history” to outdo their fathers, and to gain or retain political power. Far more Americans and Brits have died as a result of their wars than died as a result of the terrorist attacks, and the effect of the tightening noose of fascism on the formerly free peoples of the US and the UK is a horrible thing to see.

It’s a kind of autoerotic asphyxiation. It is obscene.

They could never have done it without us. I never thought I’d witness it, but the easy acquiescence of the people to these controls is an offense to the eyes and the soul of every free-born human being. Britain is where representative democracy in its modern form originated, and America was forged in the belief that only the people who lived in a country had the right to decide how that country should be ruled.

What happened to that?

The government and popular actions of the past several years are nothing more than the grotesque spectacle of a citizenry falling on their knees to their rulers. Isn’t this the battle against tyranny we thought we’d won centuries ago?

If we give up our freedoms to preserve our pathetic skins, what exactly gives us our moral authority? When they say they’re bringing “Western-style democracy and freedoms” what can they possibly mean by that? The kind we’ve just forfeited?

As Benjamin Franklin said, those who would trade personal liberty for bodily safety deserve neither.

South Park: the Secret Doctrine of Scientology

Is it any wonder I love these guys? Fearless!