Been in rehab.
Archie is my paparazzo stalker.
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Category Archives: Cthulhu
quiz: what monster lives under your bed
At this point, I might as well ask him what he’s doing later tonight and would he like to come up and see me because God knows it’s probably more action than I’d otherwise enjoy.
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I’m Jesus! Everybody be nicer to me, like NOW!
What will you get me for Christmas?
| Which God or Goddess are you like?
Your Result: Jesus You are God’s lovechild. You love all and most love you. You help those who need it, and those too. The girls all chase you, and some boys too. You love to have fun, but you keep a serious life of working as well.Congratulations!! You are Christ!! |
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| Goddess Bast |
65% |
| The Christian God |
65% |
| You are your own God or Goddess |
55% |
| Budha |
55% |
| God Zeus |
50% |
| Goddess Sekhemet |
45% |
| Satan |
30% |
| Which God or Goddess are you like? Make Your Own Quiz |
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Jeez, I’da thought I’d have scored higher on the Satan-O-Meter, but oh well. I’m off to fuck with more minds online…
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Calls for Cthulhu #5
The latest installment of every cultist’s favorite tv show! In this episode, Mighty Cthulhu deals with tech support and New Age-y cetaceans.
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lolgoths #1! Kimveer Gill
Presenting the first in what we at the ol’ raincoaster blog hope will be a long-running and completely tasteless feature. Think of it as Great Cthulhu‘s answer to lolgays, lolgeeks and lolcats.
Because I just haven’t busted out my inner egregiously offensive child lately, and she’s almost chewed through the steel door…
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