Yo, yo, where my WASPs at?
From Gawker.
from somebody who knows hell:
“The darkest places in Hell are reserved for those who maintain their neutrality in times of moral crisis.”
–Dante
Yes, I got the flamewar I’ve been praying for, in the very last place I expected. Yes, it’s a little one-sided (I started it and currently have a bigger word count on that blog than he does) but just think of it as the War on Lebanon of the Northern Blogosphere.
G’wan over and see what it looks like when I fight with 
impassioned reasoning, facts, and the angels instead of my usual bag of tricks.
It feels good, too.
I didn’t think you had the balls. Now I wonder if you have the brains.
With all due respect, hail Miss Manners, etc: Good lord, man, what have you been smoking?
Okay, almost entirely without my usual bag of tricks.
From Yes, Another Liberal:
I say we fight back with puppies
If they’re going to come at us with kittens, it’s the only way.
Or go all out and use puppies running through fields of flowers.
If that fails we go nuclear, and give them puppies cuddling with kittens
raincoaster, of course, went straight to Defcon P in the illustrations.
Cute ’em all, let God sort ’em out.
I’m not talking about the British Tories. They seem to have developed stunning new hydroponic agricultural techniques, judging by some of the half-baked stuff they’re turning out lately.
No indeed. I’m talking about Heil Harper and his merry band of morticians.
Isn’t that a look of terror in that poor kitty’s eyes? I bet she knows all about those Harper Eats Babies rumours which were never adequately refuted and figures she’s next on the menu. The one at the rear is quite obviously trying to make her escape before off-camera goons can seize her and beat her unconscious.
from a Tory informant in Michelle’s World:
“Attention Liberals:
We have released our new campaign strategy that is sure to win us a majority. The trick: Kittens. In every photo op in everything Harper is doing: kittens. Consider the example above: What’s that secret legislation he’s signing? Holy crap – it’s part of the hidden agenda… but wait, no… what are those? Kittens??? That can’t be a hidden agenda, it’s probably the “Sunshine and Lollipop Act, 2006”. What a warm, loving and wonderful Prime Minister!
You’re finished.”
raincoaster 