What is it they say? Anything more than a handful is a waste? I’m sure this is what they’re talking about.
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Happy Balentines Day!
Stolen from April Winchell, but in the true spirit of raincoaster, from me to you: won’t you be my Balentine?
Happy Balentines Day!
Psychic Truck Owner!
Seriously, how did he know??? How did he know this was coming???
Latest U2 Video! Exclusive!
Yes, we at the ol’ raincoaster blog have a world exclusive, the very latest from the greatest rock band the Universe has ever seen except maybe the Beatles and don’t give me that Rolling Stones crap, you just say that because you wanted to sleep with Keef when you were a tween.
Behold, the very latest U2 video, Check Out My Pubes:
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Chapeau Crabe
Long have we dealt with the nay-sayers of millinery, the hecklers of hattitude, and long have we defended our position as pro-aquatic-yet-ecosensitive headgear activists. And now, from the upstart lolsite YourArgumentIsInvalid, comes this travesty of complete logical infarction.
The woman does, in fact, have a hat. The hat is made of crab. Indeed, crab is not simply the major component of the hat, but the hat itself IS a crab, adding metalayers of meaning and intertextuality that went over the heads of the no-doubt-conceptual-art-and-mad-hattery-deprived literalists at YAII.
For them, we can only pray. Hail Cthulhu!
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