Greenpeace blames Canada! And Espana!

via Digital Doodles.

Oh my god, they killed Squiddy!

ALL CHARACTERS AND EVENTS IN THIS SHOW — EXCEPT THE BOTTOM TRAWLING — ARE ENTIRELY FICTIONAL. ALL CELEBRITY VOICES ARE IMPERSONATED… POORLY. THIS VIDEO CONTAINS COARSE LANGUAGE AND DUE TO ITS CONTENT SHOULD ONLY BE VIEWED BY SPANISH FISHERMEN.

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The last thing the millionaire rapist sees will be... 

From the Sun, via Fark, which seems to have totally missed this charming juxtaposition. You must go to the site click here to see one of the adds they’ve got in rotation on this story. I’m thinking somebody’s media buyer just got fired.

Short form: imprisoned rapist Iorworth Hoare wins lottery. Upon release, moves to expensive neighborhood. Is terrorized by giant European Eagle Owl.

Hogwarts 1: rapists 0.

In related news, fellow WordPress blogger and Vancouverite Marcus Frind, president of the Internet dating site Plenty of Fish, helped the US Marshals track down one of their most wanted criminals after he discovered the man was living with a woman he’d met through the site. Not exactly the kind of publicity I’d be hammering home to the public, myself. I mean, the news that my company is cooperating with law enforcement and putting away killers = good. The news that spree killers are trolling my dating site for women = bad.

But maybe that’s just me.

who died?

Seriously, who died? I went past the cop shop and all the flags are at half-mast.

The blogosphere reports nothing. The CBC reports nothing.

Are they Alouette fans or something?

an Aussie call to action: blog for brains

100% of Zombies surveyed agree you should blog for brainsand no cheap jokes, please.

Stolen from pigmoose:

brain injury shatters lives, not just the immediate victims but their loved ones as well.

as you know if you have been reading fullmonto.com, the fullmonto beefcake calendar will raise funds for the brain injury assocation of queensland. if you are reading this post, there is something you can do to help the gang at www.fullmonto.com .

1. share this post with friends
2. if you have a blog. blog for brains (link to this post or http://www.fullmonto.com)
3. visit www.fullmonto.com maybe even leave a comment
4. make a donation at www.fullmonto.com using the ..make a donation button.. on the right hand side of the page

any or all of these actions could take you less than 10 minutes. this simple action could save a life or help to repair a damaged one. if you can assist in any of these ways your support would be greatly appreciated.

And here’s more news from fullmonto:

the mighty monto roos, a rugby league football team are getting rude and going nude for brain injury awareness. monto is a small country town, in the australian outback, and the local footy team were devastated when one of their own succumbed to brain injury.

so these country boys have dug deep, and with the help of digital imaging guru ross stockwell are creating a beefcake calendar. the calendar goes on sale on the 14th of december, and all profit goes to support the brain injury association of queensland.

so, can 13 nude men really defeat brain injury? probably not, but with your help they can make life better for those whose lives have been shattered by brain injury.

UCLA protest over tasering

I'm a student; don't taser me!

Today at high noon, UCLA students staged a protest of the November 14th tasering of fellow student Mostafa Tabatabainejad by University Campus Police officers. As reported by pretty much every media outlet in the world, Tabatabainejad was using a library computer and failed to produce his student card for police, whereupon they tasered him repeatedly, an event which was captured on video.

As he was dragged away, he was heard to cry, “I’m not fighting you” and “I said I would leave.”

Let’s remind ourselves that one is under no legal obligation whatsoever to identify one’s self to police officers if one is not under arrest.

None.

There’s a large serving of “Blame the Victim” going on around the blogosphere, but let’s reduce this to the key issues:

  • Tabatabainejad was a bit of a jerkoff

  • that is not illegal

  • Tabatabainejad was within his rights to refuse to produce his ID

  • no crime was being committed, nor did the police have any reason to believe a crime was being committed or was going to be committed

  • the function of the police, in the absence of an actual crime, is to maintain the peace and public order

  • these particular officers could not be said to have done so in anything like an effective manner

  • unquestioning obedience to the arbitrary demands of armed authority is the hallmark of a police state and contrary to the goals of the Founding Fathers of the United States; it is inherently and perfectly un-American.

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