Wolverine was a big hit on the Carnaval Cruise Line lido deck
I don’t know about you, but when I think about tips for managing those tricky adolescent hormonal and emotional firestorms, I think first of the cast of the original Star Trek. Here are Kirk and Spock starring in a Nerdy Instructional Film on the highly fraught topic of Anger Management.
Kurt Cobain welcomes the Herald of Death
Once the Purse Dog of the Apocalypse arrives, a wise man knows he’s not long for this world. Look upon the face of a man who knows his time is nearly up (or, as someone said of Courtney Love, “If you were married to her, wouldn’t you kill yourself?”).
In related apocalyptic celebrity news:
A New Year’s prayer from Jeff Buckley (raincoaster)
Dear 2010, kiss my ass (Lolebrity)
The Cure for 2010 (Ayyyy)
Strangely, nothing to do with Milton Berle (Manolofood)
Ashton Kutcher, bringer of the apocalypse (AgentBedhead)
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, or so we hope (BusyBeeBlogger)
Ugly Sweaters: so 2010. The Look of Today? Ugly Leggings (CeleBitchy)
Shania Twain knows whose bed his boots have been under (CelebritySmack)
But there’s still time, Michelle! (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Bikini Fails of 2010 (CityRag)
Paula Abdul is sotally tober! (DailyStab)
If he were as hot as Russel Brand, he wouldn’t be forced into rehab (Earsucker)
Dear Ex, u got servd, sincerely Lady Gaga (FitFabCeleb)
Lisa Rinna SANS FARDS (GirlsTalkinSmack)
Justin Bieber went slumming for New Year’s (GossipTeen)
Valerie Bertinelli knows how to rock a second wedding dress (HaveUHeard)
Lindsay, the FIRST step is admitting you have a problem (INeedMyFix)
Vanessa Hudgens can’t figure out which end of her pants needs hitching (JustJared)
Kathy Griffin is going to f—– Palin up this year (PerezHilton)
BritBrit to do GQ (PoorBritney)
Bitchy Brits vs Stateside Celebs (PopBytes)
John Stamos cast in Twilight??? (SeriouslyOMG)
You will never look this good in a bikini (TheSkinny)
calvin is SO right
I’m telling you, if I can figure out a way to get this to pay, I’m gonna be a BAJILLIONAIRE. In the meantime, here’s a short list of some people who could use some swift ass-kickery.
Dear Santa, is it SO much to ask… (raincoaster)
Santa Andy has to put up with some mean drunks on Christmas (Ayyyy)
Julia Child, acolyte of Cthulhu??? (ManoloFood)
Ryan Gosling is into light bondage (Lolebrity)
The War on Christmas tweets (AgentBedhead)
Jennifer Aniston has the scent of desperation (AmyGrindhouse)
Hugh Jackman has cricket balls (BusyBeeBlogger)
Alanis Morissette for Ever (CeleBitchy)
Natalie Portman is packing babeh, off the market (CelebritySmack)
Is EVERYONE pregnant? Please stop her before she breeds (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Hottest accessory of 2010: Klingonhead (CityRag)
But would Lady Gaga have broken up the Beatles? (EvilBeet)
KK hits rock bottom and starts digging (FitFabCeleb)
World’s most hated couple makes honest homewreckers of one another(GabbyBabble)
Best Busts of 2010 (GirlsTalkinSmack)
Kelly Osbourne goes Full Flamewar (HaveUHeard)
Justin Bieber’s impurity ring (INeedMyFix)
To get your little gold man, get a little man of your own (Movieline)
Richard Chamberlain comes out, Perez whacks him (PerezHilton)
and all I got were slipper socks. AGAIN (PopBytes)
Lily Allen is engaged (PopSugar)
Santa brought the world some JLoHew/AlyMil action (SeriouslyOMG)
Charlie Sheen not dead (WeNewsIt)
My new favorite stocking stuffer gift, now and forever
Morticia must be PMSing or something
Fight it, girl! YOU CAN DO IT!
And so (somewhat abruptly) to our gossip links. These used to be more fun when they were cocktail themed, but, well, my liver and I are not on speaking terms right now.
Jesus has two Daddies! (Warning: extreme cuteness)(raincoaster)
John Cusack then whispered it to attack Piven’s hairpiece (Lolebrity)
Ho, ho, ho! It’s a very 70′s Christmas (Ayyyy)
The secret Santa/Ninja connection (ManoloFood)
Elf you! South Park style cards (AgentBedhead)
RyRey gets ready for me (BusyBeeBlogger)
Keira Knightly gives the men of the world the greatest Christmas present ever (CeleBitchy)
Least Likely Headline Ever: There’s No Paris Hilton Sex Tape (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Yes, the Brittany Murphy story is getting even creepier (EarSucker)
Vanessa Hudgens, Michael Jackson impersonator (FitFabCeleb)
Tiny Goth gnome hides under mushroom (GirlsTalkinSmack)
Zac Efron eats street meat (HaveUHeard)
Pauly D has World’s Worst Hair and His Own TV Show (INeedMyFix)
The 12 films of Christmas (Movieline)
Jesus does indeed have two daddies, and he turned out okay
It’s TRUE! Jesus has two daddies: and a camel-load of cute, in this adorbz video by adorbz Kiwi toddlers, who re-enact the Christmas story with some snazzy costumes, Oscar-quality performances, and the irresistible power of Teh Kyoot.
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