how to build a vulva

A nice piece of jewelryHere’s another useful how-to which should be of great interest to a lot of people who spend too much time on the internet and not enough in the presence of vulvas. This one shows you how to make multiples, too, at no additional cost. Have as many as you like!

Don’t say I never did nuthin’ for ya! Stolen from Pharyngula just for you. Click through to the instructions and be sure to check out the many, many pictures.

The vulva is one of my favorite organs. Not only is it pretty and fun to manipulate, but how it responds tells us so much about its owner. And it is just amazing how much we’re learning about it now.

Don’t worry about clicking to read more…this article is full of pictures, but it is entirely work safe because it’s all about science.

Klingons in the White House!!! or are they really Vulcans???

A rather lively political debate on the Daily Show about just exactly which alien race is inhabiting the White House right now: Klingons or Vulcans. With bonus contributions from Leonard Nimoy and George Takei. I still say the world would be a better place if they had ROMULANS in the White House! Romulans are no less sinister than any other race, but they are just frickin’ cool.

Stolen from Show me SciFi.

quiz: which movie murderer are you?

You scored as Jigsaw. You are Jigsaw. You dont enjoy killing people at all. You instead love to see how far people will go to live. However if it ends in a bloody death, you still sleep with a smile on your face.
You are intelligent, and know how to outwit just about anyone. And that spells bad news for anyone who falls into your games of death and torture.

Jigsaw
95%
Hannibal Lecter
90%
Freddy Krueger
60%
Buffalo Bill
60%
Candyman
55%
Michael Myers
55%
Captain Spaulding
50%
Pinhead
45%
Leatherface
45%
Jason Voorhees
35%

Which Horror Killer are You?
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Note that this isn’t a quiz for “Which Movie-Killer Are You?” You can tell the difference because the results for that one include “Warren Beatty” “Gretchen Mol” etc.

and Jake Gyllenhaal is telling you…

tia.jpgSo it appears, it doth, that I didn’t make the shortlist for the coveted Bloggies. And I didn’t make the shortlist for the Weblog Awards, either. But will that stop me from pimping my blog out for the Koufax Awards, the Engtech Contest, and any other ego rocketfuel I can find? Hell to the no!

Let’s sit back and let the great dramatic actor Jake Gyllenhaal explain it to you.

big boobies on brittle Bunny

This is the Safe For Work view. Arguably-NSFW views are over the jump, including the arguably-NSFW photo of the sculptor. If anyone knows who he is, please let me know. BoingBoing linked to a site featuring the photos, but I’m not comfortable with that site because it makes money featuring unaccredited photos of cool things that someone else obviously uploaded. Every single time I’ve checked this site, it has failed to credit the actual source, and I don’t believe (their disclaimer aside) that this is anything other than systematic and deliberate, so I’m not going to link to them.

But I will feature these pictures, because someone else took them and I’m really interested in finding out who the artist is. James, can you help? This is what they thought would be the answer.

Getting back to the topic “at hand” (*looks down at own sweater*) we present these bizarre, beautiful, yet disturbing images of sex fantasy female dolls with hugely inflated breasts. While there are other sculptures, I thought I’d go with the Playboy Bunny; so iconic, don’t you agree?

PS: she’s wearing a g-string, so technically this is SFW. So there. Phjo For whatever reason, my delete and backspace keys have suddenly stopped working. Oh, this should get interetsting real fast. Now I have to leave the big ugly Photobucket things in place and can only edit through selective use of the Insert key. Wunnerful. (ah, the CUT option works! Yay!)

In any case, here are your boobies:

Playboy SFW

 

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