Pachabel’s Canon…Rock

Am I the only one who hasn’t seen this yet? More than six million views; I need to take this guy out and pump him for tips.

Of course, it would help if I played the electric guitar like this:

dungeons and dragons and management consultants

From Fark, 3 D4 pages of motivational posters for gamers. Trust me, most gamers could use a lot more motivation. See if this works.

Ya know, it'd be just like me to ignore these

 

Yup, that would be me alrighty

 

Accept it, your parent's basement is plenty cosy

dance like a monkey

by the New York Dolls. Via BoingBoing.

OTHER review o’ the day: the Fuggers on Paula Abdul

Ya gotta luv these shrivelled little hearts made of tar. Even more vicious than AA Gill!

Paula, what happened? Meteorite collision?

A snippet is reproduced here. Read the full horror of the report post-mortem here.

As for the Sternum of Doom… what meteor carved that crater? Did her pact with the devil go bad? Did Simon Cowell carve it out with a spoon? Did it sacrifice itself to become a chin or cheek implant? Did a nearby stripper accidentally ding her by sneezing while launching a ping-pong missile out of her nether region?

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Who don’t luv a good, dirty pun, eh?