Am I the only one who hasn’t seen this yet? More than six million views; I need to take this guy out and pump him for tips.
Of course, it would help if I played the electric guitar like this:
Am I the only one who hasn’t seen this yet? More than six million views; I need to take this guy out and pump him for tips.
Of course, it would help if I played the electric guitar like this:
From Fark, 3 D4 pages of motivational posters for gamers. Trust me, most gamers could use a lot more motivation. See if this works.



by the New York Dolls. Via BoingBoing.
Ya gotta luv these shrivelled little hearts made of tar. Even more vicious than AA Gill!

A snippet is reproduced here. Read the full horror of the report post-mortem here.
As for the Sternum of Doom… what meteor carved that crater? Did her pact with the devil go bad? Did Simon Cowell carve it out with a spoon? Did it sacrifice itself to become a chin or cheek implant? Did a nearby stripper accidentally ding her by sneezing while launching a ping-pong missile out of her nether region?
Who don’t luv a good, dirty pun, eh?